I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Cybermen with Daleks.

 

[Porygon-2000]

I declare war on breakfast with birthday cake.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on yesterday with tomorrow.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on birthdays with every other day of the year.

 

[Ruedyn]

I declare war on war with Ares.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on your fancy cars with my considerably less fancy car.

 

[thesilentman]

I declare a war on self control with indulgence!

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on dead hard drives with a penknife and screwdriver set.

 

[Groxnax]

I declare war on Doomsday with kittens.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Cybermen with emotions.

 

[MrCollins]

I declare war on Clara Oswin with emotions.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on boredom wit- OH GOD IM ON FIRE!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Eagle with a fire extinguisher.

 

[Headsprouter]

I declare war on blackouts with power.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on business with cats.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on clean carpets with chinchilla fur and sand.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on greasy hair with a shower.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on baths with toasters.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on basketball with sticky floors.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on Lisa Foiles with Blendy.