I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Teoes with a blender.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on blenders by hoping to jam up their moving parts with my liquidised remains.

 

[Headsprouter]

I declare war on pimps with muscular prostitutes.

 

[MrCollins]

I declare war on Mayonnaise with Cam.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Coke with Dr.Peper.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on Avatars with... THE RED BUTTON!

 

[Headsprouter]

I declare war on everything being fine with the Fire Nation's attack.

 

[MrCollins]

I declare war on the Cybermen with the Borg.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on screw drivers with drills.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on an idiot's attempts to break our files, with a competent back-up system.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Fanpop and Funnyjunk with sites that actually like to share their images.

 

[MrCollins]

I declare war on Korea with French Music

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the Escapist with dead hamsters.

 

[Porygon-2000]

I declare war on hunger with cake.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on sleepiness with sleep.

 

[Headsprouter]

I declare war on porn with black boxes.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on filthy humans with soap.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on butchers with knives.

 

[MrCollins]

I declare war on Civ V with Rome 2.