I declare war on ___ with ___.

[thesilentman]

I declare war on the bland with spices.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on the NHS's dwindling stocks of blood with my donation of same.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on low blood sugar with cookies.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on other drivers with a cannon.

 

[MrCollins]

I declare war on fire alarms with no fire.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the Captcha with hatred.

 

[Headsprouter]

I declare war on The Great Gatsby movie with the book.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on mental block with posting anyway.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on my health with chocolate and lazyness.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on good books with a crappy, live-action, Disney movie version.
[sub][sub]What? They screwed up Huck Finn by leaving out a lot of stuff(though this is understandable) and screwed up Of Mice and Men just by removing one simple line near the end.[/sub][/sub]

 

[Headsprouter]

I declare war on typos with autocorrect!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the at the top of the next page with a half-eaten sandwich.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on sandwhiches with mouldy bread.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on not knowing what to declare war on with... um... Hey look! Something distracting!

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on distractions with focus.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the moon with lasers.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on lasers with mirrors.

 

[Fijiman]

Well I declare war on mirrors with hammers.