I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Fijiman]

I declare war on oppressed with the depressed.

 

[Headsprouter]

I declare war on Minecraft with TNT.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Headsprouter with thousands of creepers.

 

[Ruedyn]

I declare war on Kittens with my bathtub.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on enamel with a chisel.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I declare war on summer with tea.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the Earth with air.

 

[dalek sec]

I declare war on fish with hot oil and fries!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on stupid shit with far less stupid shit.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on shit with sewage treatment plants.

 

[Headsprouter]

I declare war on constipation with laxatives!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on zombie shows with my eyes.

 

[MrCollins]

I declare war on boredom with a new Civ Expansion.

 

[staika]

I declare war on sanity with alcohol!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on guns with bigger guns.

 

[Scarim Coral]

I declare war on getting sun in my eyes when going outside with wearing a baseball cap!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the sun with clip on sunglasses.

 

[Neuromancer]

I declare war on Pagan duchies with the Subjugation Casus Belli.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on alcohol with sanity....