I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I declare war on donuts with sandwich.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the next person to post in this thread with a plague of spambots.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on Morsomk with a pear because I've not declared war on him that I can remember and the pear is the first thing to hand.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on Tizzy with a chew toy.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Teoes with a monkey's paw and a plague of spambots.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I declare war on brown avatar with a winter avatar!

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on all y'all with my swingin' cod.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Teoes' "swingin' cod" with fire ants.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on Neonbob with hippies!

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on dem aliens with my swank new Marauder! Once.. it's built. :/

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Claptraps with magnets.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on magnets with magic.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on people's seats in the office with farting on them.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on my old gun with a better gun.

Captcha: "you win" Why yes, yes I do win.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on the morning with the Escapist.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on my foot with an unexplainable stabbing pain every now and then.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on this Fijiman-shaped voodoo doll with pins.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on this Teoes-esque gingerbread man with birds.