I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Teoes]

I declare war on Praetors with a stun baton, because Vasili is that much of a boss.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on old avatars with new avatar!

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on Fijiman's new avatar with not being able to dealete with it!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on wordplay with puns.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on new Pokemon news with other games. >.<

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on light rain with a jacket.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on Fijiman with being A BOSS.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Teoes with having a higher post count that him.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I declare war on joke noses with pigeons.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on peanuts with a sandwich.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on lack of activity in this thread with a post.

 

[StormShaun]

I declare war on Fijiman ... with a robotic version of himself.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on tooth decay with Nebelwerfers.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on a random person on this page with life problems.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I declare war on life problems with tea.

 

[Euryalus]

I declare war on tea with coffee!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on coffee with three litres of White Lightning.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on Birthdays with Movies.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on a number of random things with Redlin's face.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on Fiji's avatar with gravity.