I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Barbas]

I declare war on tall structures with undermining.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Kailus with stockings.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on towns with whale artillery.

 

[Roxas1359]

I declare war on Christmas with Krampus!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on good TV with crappy Christmas TV special reruns.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on reruns with unconsciousness.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Christmas with the internet.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on Captain Kirk.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I declare war on these forums with my posting!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on my free time with Company of Heroes!

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I declare war on Space with Dandy!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Dandy with Space. [sub]I'm excited for Space Dandy too! :3[/sub]

 

[Dodgeboyuk]

i declare war on ancient Rome by declaring war on all the British and Celtic tribes and subjugating them all by force because the join confederation button diplomacy is not working (playing as icini tribe)

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the northmen with fire and sword.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I declare war on meat with schnitzel

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on KFC with Chick-fil-a.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the birds and the beasts with the Pipes and Drums.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on pipes and drums with superior instruments.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on my toes with poorly cut toenails.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on my legs with stairs!