I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the gods with feet.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on feet with ferrets.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the Mariana trench with a red matter bomb.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on snow with the sun.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on garage sales with Molotov cocktails.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Barbas with chew toys.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on thieves with my habit of leaving squeaky toys all over the floor.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on mess with clean.

Captcha:"a wild captcha appears!" *breaks down laughing*

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on all the fish in the sea with a deadly nerve agent.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on Spam with Cram.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on ham with jam.

Perfect. Picnic ruined.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the phone with the radio.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on Radio 4 with a cricket bat.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on butter with peanuts.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on peanuts with pickles.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the declaration of the declaring of the declaration of war with small rubber bouncy balls.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on machinery with spanners!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the human body with the common cold.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on Sonic the Hedgehog with bad coding.

 

[Scarim Coral]

I declare war on lack of sleep with going to bed early!!