I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Barbas]

I declare war on the regular font with whatever this is.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the bright with the dim.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the dim with books to the head.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on jets with gremlins.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on nuclear silos with truckloads of chocolate mousse.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on sleeping in with sleeping out!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on bacteria with Kitchen Gun!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the Nine with the Seven.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the Fab Four with the Flatulent Five.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on someone with lots of hair with someone with very large ears.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on delis with TP and maple syrup.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on stagnancy with blarg!

 

[Drummodino]

I declare war on pie with hunger!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the universe with a car.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on postage stamps with finger painting.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the perfect person with imperfect plan.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the comfortable and productive atmosphere of the starship Enterprise with a half-eaten hippo corpse wedged in the Jefferies tubes.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on sleep with internet.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the servers with beverage spills.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on time with poor management.