I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Barbas]

I declare war on the management with a boot to the head.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on siauevbai hbovilashfd voi with FLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRG.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on this manufactorum with a WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on all enemy tanks with my awesome badassness.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on vanity with fun!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on baldness with a magic marker and extravagance!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on tsunderes with yanderes!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on danderes with blueberes!

 

[TKhanman]

I declare war on Dirty Cop with level 35 Russians

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the Saints with the Ronin!

 

[TKhanman]

I declare war on Ronin with that guy from The Last Samurai!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on Tom Cruise with Tom Hanks!

 

[Bofus Teefus]

I declare war on Barbas with doggie treats!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the next poster with Justin Bieber saying baby over and over again until they scream for mercy.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

I declare war on Fijiman with my ear-shattering screams for mercy.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Bofus with ear plugs in my ears.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

I declare war on Fijiman with American Sign Screaming, also known as A.S.S..

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Bonus with BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRG.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Bonus Teefus... more teefus than most.

I declare war on Fiji with the Blargen Flargen. It's of a Swedish design. I have no idea what is does, really.