I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Barbas]

I declare war on cats with laser rifles.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

I declare war on hunger with...

Spoiler: an army of Swedish Top Chefs.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on Kermit the frog with a cricket bat.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

I declare war on Beavis and Butthead with math.

 

[SirDerpy]

I declare war on Jesus with himself.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on spelling with my phone's crappy auto-correct function.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on disease with fire!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on fire with Barbas.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on Barbas with Clavicus!

 

[Bofus Teefus]

I declare war on your clavicle with a baseball bat.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on stairs with motorbikes.

 

[EilaliE]

I declare war on pillows with humans.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on fudge with lager.

 

[SirDerpy]

I declare war on my knees with furniture.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on robots with ladders.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

I declare war on drugs with guns!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on sadness with sprightly nymphs!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on bunkers with vinegar and baking soda!

EDIT: Whoops. I swear that wasn't intentional. :<

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on double posts with Barbas' face.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on taxes with nude parades.