I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Bofus Teefus]

I declare war on Barbas with barbed wire in a bar fight.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on Barbados with Babar the bloody big elephant.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

I declare war on barbers with barkeeps, bar-backs, Baba Booey and bippety boppety boo.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on Babylon with bouncing bombs and baseball bats.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on a random chair with a flamethrower.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

I declare war on wrenches with dodge-balls.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on monkeys with nail guns.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

I declare war on nail guns with staple guns.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on clocks with bricks.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

I declare war on the tidal calendar with your mom.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on healthy eating with toffee apples.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on air with space.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on air with space.

I declare war on airspace with dragons!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on air with space.

I declare war on airspace with dragons!

Oh yeah? Well I declare war on airspace dragons with giant robots.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on air with space.

I declare war on airspace with dragons!

Oh yeah? Well I declare war on airspace dragons with giant robots.

I declare war on giant robots with spider mines!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on air with space.

I declare war on airspace with dragons!

Oh yeah? Well I declare war on airspace dragons with giant robots.

I declare war on giant robots with spider mines!

I declare war on spider mines with... a really big boot.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on spider mines with... a really big boot.

I declare war on a big boot with lots of tiny, angry hedgehogs.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on spider mines with... a really big boot.

I declare war on a big boot with lots of tiny, angry hedgehogs.

I declare war on lots of tiny, angry hedgehogs with the really creepy Sonic fans. You know the ones.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on spider mines with... a really big boot.

I declare war on a big boot with lots of tiny, angry hedgehogs.

I declare war on lots of tiny, angry hedgehogs with the really creepy Sonic fans. You know the ones.

I declare war on really creepy Sonic fans with a hand on the shoulder, a cup of hot, sweet tea and a little chat.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on pudding with Barbas' face.