I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Fijiman]

I declare war on... stuff with... toilet paper?

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on war with a new kind of war - a war so long, so hellish and so total that not a single one of its combatants will ever finish it before it finishes them. An nightmarish and unwinnable war, the perfect war, the war to end all wars by destroying everything that makes war possible.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on sarcasm with honesty.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on toast with super toast.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the sea bed with drilling.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on French with the British.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the Austrians with the Prussians.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the use of vowels with.. wait, that's a bad idea.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the Bretons with the Nords.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on things that go bump with things that go jtigifjsowheuutisidbfbchvidowpsk.

 

[Skatologist]

I declare war on seagulls with a tactical nuke

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on Alabama with the Goldeneye system.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on muffin overlords with bird warriors.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the Aztecs with the Chinese.

 

[Groxnax]

I declare war on the geeks with the Gorn.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war the acts of plays with tomatoes.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on Shakespeare with arson.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Barbas with undercooked, stale, and rotting bacon.(might as well not waste it, right?)

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on bacon with weasels.

 

[Scarim Coral]

I declare war on having extra works hours with shrugs!