I declare war on ___ with ___.

[kailus13]

I declare war on muffins with my teeth.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the assholes who keep ninjaing me in the arrows thread with a rocket to the face.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on rockets with shells.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the seven dwarves with modern mining equipment.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on urban centres with Chainmale.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on mucus with a handkerchief.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on butter with lasers.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on poster 1327 with a massive artillery strike.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on wagons with minefields!

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on minefields with an Armtrac 400 mine flail.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on flailing with warbling and hooting.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on pineapples with wooden planks.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on pirate ships with flak turrets.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on Kirby with Dedede.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the neighbors with cannon fire.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on bathtubs with pipe bombs.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on scratchcards with coins.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on coins with bullets.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on flower arranging with machine gun gardening.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on florescent bulbs with giant candles.