I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Barbas]

I declare war on knights with machine guns.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on broken rollover ads with the fucking tech team doing their damn job in the first place.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on software with hardware.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the declaration of peace with the declaration of spaghetti.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on pockets with ravioli.

 

[Headsprouter]

I declare war on any sandwich without red onions with red onions.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on spelling with spelunking for spaniels on the Spanish plains with spurious spinsters.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on waiting with my phone.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on boredom with video games!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on wasps with flame-throwers.

 

[Fijiman]

My brother declares war on cuddling with the Fourth Reich.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the ocean with the land.

 

[Headsprouter]

I declare war on fish with nets.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war one all the useless teammates I keep getting stuck with with friendly fire.

 

[Headsprouter]

I declare war on frustration with happy thoughts.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on Rome with annoyingly loud trumpets.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on annoyingly loud trumpets with Hoenn region.

 

[Barbas]

I declare on Hoenn with Kanto.

 

[Rabbitboy]

I declare war on Belgium with Swiss chocolate.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on Norway with Sweden.