I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Fijiman]

I declare war on France with... well just about anything will work really.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on tanks with planes.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on planes with FUCK YOU YOU FLYING BASTARDS!

 

[Ten Foot Bunny]

I declare war on the billiard room with Colonel Mustard.

 

[Headsprouter]

I declare war on going to bed at a sensible time with going to bed when I feel tired enough to go to sleep near-instantly!

 

[Rabbitboy]

I declare war on necks with a guillotine.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the parade with chum. Merry Fishmas!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on chum with a tactical tiramisu drop.

 

[Headsprouter]

I declare war on fire with fire.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on salt with ice.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Barbas with an electric razor.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on vision with vodka.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on jelly with peanut butter.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on peanut butter with body hair.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on peace and quiet with vuvuzelas.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on vuvuzelas with tubas.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on wasps with flame-throwers.

I agree 200% with this statement.

I declare war on tubas with banjos.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on skeletons with maces.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on kneecaps with ball-peen hammers!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on hammers with sickles!