I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Barbas]

I declare war on tuna fish sandwiches with cheese and fire.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on being bored with trying to not be bored.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the sky with flak.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on flak with rockets.

 

[Olas]

I declare war on productivity with internet.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I declare war on hunger with food!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on barf with borf.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on standing in line with John Pinette.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on flatulence with waffle irons.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on spines with cartoon magic.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on stars with flak.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on serenity with flatulence!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on pain with Ibuprofen.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on antibiotics with melons.

 

[Rabbitboy]

I declare war on drugs with heroine.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on beans and bandages with bullets and bombs.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Oxfords with rouges.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on Oxfords with rouges.

I declare war on rogues with bards.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on bards with barbarians

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on barbarians with rangers.