I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I Declare war on the hammer and sickle with the stars and stripes!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the stars and stripes with the sword and the spear and the iron fist of the orc!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on orcs with an army of the killer rabbit from monty python!

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

I declare war on thumbs with a deck of cards!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the short with the shorter.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on turnips with mangos.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on Italy with Austria-Hungary!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on Osterlich with Bacteria!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on AAAAAARRRRRG with yorp.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I declare war on RNG with fixed dice.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the Franks with the Normans.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on sleep with movies!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on sleep with movies!

I declare war on movies with Brendan Frasier!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on food with my belly.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on aubergines with eye lasers.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on ads with annoyance.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on war with a worse war.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on awesome movies with my money.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on VCRs with hammers and axes.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on wine with John Oliver.