I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on heat with fans.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the forest with machine guns.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on your nasal passageways with flatulence!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on pleasure with sneezing.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on your sneezing with personal protective equipment.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on things with stuff.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on dudes with mortars.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on communism with capitalism.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on NASA with incessant workplace snacking.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on fruit with vegetables!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on card tricks with SMGs!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on war with peace!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on Ebert with fleas.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on cats with dogs.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on dats with cogs.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on American English with English English.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on Ben Stiller with Matt Damon.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on Pixels with the world.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on Steve Cougan's career with looted Nazi gold.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on soccer with football.