I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Barbas]

I declare war on bananas with strawberries.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on the patriots with the broncos

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on plastics with rubbers.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on golf with pool

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the pool with dive bombing.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on boredom with David Bowie flying in on a tiger made of lightning.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on pork chops with bacon.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Batman with Batman.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on Superman with kneecapping.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on dinner with breakfast

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the Imperial Guard with some good plasma bombs.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on all of Boston with ducks!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on dwarves with bunker busters.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on dwarves with objects placed on high shelves.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on balloons with pencil rifles.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on the dungeon with ducks!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on stamps with snails.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Napoleon with dynamite.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on girls with rubber band guns.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on paint with balls.