I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Barbas]

I declare war on KillBots with B-52s.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war weasels with gophers!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on work with I don't wanna.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on Frodo with a Ju-87.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on my free time with YouTube and Thrillville.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the Atlantic with sea mines and krakens.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on air with the sea.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on adhesive with a stabby knife.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on your nostrils with superglue!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on World War III with a global financial meltdown.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the next poster with a moose.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the forest with orcs.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on orcs with elven archers.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on ham with bacon.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the declaration of war with an even bigger declaration of war.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the floor with a dinosaur.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on big people with wicker furniture!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on sound files with bleepy sounds.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on the 4th wall with Deadpool!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on your screen with unbelievable tearing.