I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Fijiman]

I declare war on monkeys with bananas.

 

[MrCollins]

I declare war on the podcat with the communicast.

 

[thesilentman]

I declare war on trolls with flames!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on thsilentman with thenoisyman.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I declare war on Fijiman with Willie Nelson.
[sup]You're so dead.[/sup]

 

[Scarim Coral]

I declare war on cold (weather not illness) with a flamethrower!

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on flamethrowers with high fuel costs.

 

[thesilentman]

I declare war on inflation with fire. AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on war with more war.

 

[MrCollins]

I declare war on hippies with mortgages.

 

[thesilentman]

I declare war on MrCollins (because he is a jerk right now) with ILLOGIC!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the off topic section with threads that aren't about gun, sexism, and whatever else has been done to death in that section.

 

[Porygon-2000]

I declare war on the R&P section with:

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I DECLARE WAR ON WHALES WITH NEONBOB!

 

[thesilentman]

I declare war on controversy with twisted morality!

 

[MrCollins]

I declare war on wine with beer.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on beer with absinthe because... whoa, dude look at all the colours

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on pastries with very hungry people.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on hungry people with slow starvation... then I lock them in room... then they eat eachother to survive... then the last one dies of starvation/ dehydration... then I laugh... then I remember it's the sims

 

[Neonbob]

I DECLARE WAR ON WHALES WITH NEONBOB!

I lately declare war on cephalopods as well. With Redlin, of course.