I declare war on ___ with ___.

[mParadox]

I declare war on Red with Pancakes! >:O

 

[thesilentman]

I declare war on Para with syrup!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on all three of you with bacon.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on bacon with tasteless bricks of tofu.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on tasteless blocks of tofu with bacon flavored soy sauce.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I declare war on humans with plague rats.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on wooden ships with space lasers.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I declare war on the French with an army of self aware guillotines.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on this game with RANDOM!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I declare war on random with Rand00M!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on England with the English.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on France with German

 

[TheDoctor455]

I declare war on eagles with RAVENS.

 

[thesilentman]

I declare war on atomic bombs with Einstein.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on wait times with cheating.

 

[Roxas1359]

I declare war on depression with medication!

 

[thesilentman]

I declare war on my failure to play chess with some DOTA!

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I declare war on Tyranids with virus bombs.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on pigeons with clay pigeons.

 

[thesilentman]

I declare war on people with weapons!