I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Headsprouter]

I declare war on gonads with the lightning. THE LIGHTNING! And the rain!

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on strife with gonads.

 

[MrCollins]

I declare war on Pigs with sausages.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on those in the Pub Club who have changed their avatar and think it's funny with great distane.

 

[Headsprouter]

I declare war on that misspelling with my disdain.

 

[MrCollins]

I declare war on distant with wide-eyed optimism.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on understanding with confusion.

 

[Headsprouter]

I declare war on Pelagius III with Sheogorath.

 

[thesilentman]

I declare war on your puny continent of Australia with Tamriel!

 

[Headsprouter]

I declare war on Cyrodiil with Oscuro's overhaul!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on that misspelling with my disdain.

The fuck? That's how you spell it? I'm calling bullshit because neither spell check nor Google gave me that.

I declare war on Google and spell check with better searches/suggestions. B(

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on Fijiman for trusting his Google overlords.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the un-bluguned with Neronium.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on spelling with badd speling.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on kailus with ten billion super zombies.

 

[Neuromancer]

I honour my defense pact with kailus and declare war on Fijiman with a few hundred mass produced evas.

 

[Headsprouter]

I declare war on fingers with toes!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on talking animals with non-talking animals.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on zombies with headshots.

 

[Headsprouter]

I declare war on decapitation with a new head!