I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on itching with my fingers!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Tizzy's face with a door.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on baldness with a board marker!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the forests with an army of woodchucks... or beavers.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on cats with scotch tape!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Barbas with a dog bone.

 

[Barbas]

I declare on the neighbours with this bad boy:

Spoiler

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I declare war on stomach with a sandwich with bacon and cheeze!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the ceiling lights with dry roasted peanuts.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the broken ceiling fan with a working fan.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on banana boats with Javelin missiles.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on extension cords with wireless power!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on bobble hats with a tommygun.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on curtains with cats. Oh wait, I had my cats declawed. Never mind.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on Wendigos with my mind.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the computers with the Hammers of Justice!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on te next person to post with small biting fish.

 

[Teoes]

I declare war on your small biting fish with slightly bigger munching fish.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the food chain with pirates.