I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Barbas]

I declare war on urban sprawl with whale trebuchets.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on boredom with the music in my favorites.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the doldrums with this:

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[Fijiman]

I declare war on the clocks with other clocks.

 

[Porygon-2000]

I declare war on red with green.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on people with stupid schemes.

 

[StormShaun]

I declare war on Lord of the Rings world with the Dungeons and Dragons world!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on neighbours with Bangarang.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on rain with snow.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on public transit with public indecency!

 

[Kevin Puszert]

I declare war on this game by not playing.

 

[Kevin Puszert]

Ha! Take that, "fun".

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the Bush administration with shoes.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on Kevin with beagle.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on trees with caterpillars.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on sleep with not paying attention to the clock.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on mealtimes with my butt.

 

[EeveeElectro]

I declare war on cupcakes with nom noms!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on fields of tulips with angry lions.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the post office with nothing.