I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Barbas]

I declare war on the post office with nothing.

I declare war on everything with the post office.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on customs.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on customers with a Thompson SMG.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on robots with a fancy sombrero.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the future with terrible eating habits.

 

[pyramid head grape]

declare war on Time and Space with a Bear.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on elephants with mice.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on hard candies with soft candies.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the TSA with the Duckwalk.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on even more robots with the power of the fro!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on speech with sticky toffee pudding.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I declare war on sticky toffee pudding with cream.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on adventure with tea, biscuits and a good book.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the future with poor planning.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on war with war.

[small][sub]Man, that was deep.[/sub][/small]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I declare war on snipers with snipers.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on weasels with wombats.

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on the Australians with... themselves!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the port authority with a tanker full of whale vomit and unexploded munitions.

 

[kailus13]

I declare war on misery with Christmas.