I declare war on ___ with ___.

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on vegetables with fruit!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on tables with chairs.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on aliens with bio-weapons.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on your free time with TV Tropes!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on my bank account with bills.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on blood with fire.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on fire with water!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on the circuitry with peanut butter!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on mimes with firehose.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on offspring with wombats.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on any who oppose me with the master exploder shout!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on whatever I was going to say with what I'm saying now.

 

[Barbas]

I declare on that one with this one.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I declare war on soda with wine!

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on regular with mulled.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I declare war on muffins with pancakes.

 

[Barbas]

I declare war on raspberries with blackberries.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I declare war on hunger with breakfast!

 

[Fijiman]

I declare war on potatoes with tomatoes and peas.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

can't believe this one hasn't been done yet:

I declare war on kaiju with Jaegars!