I did my good deed for the day....

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Supreme Unleaded said:
sasquatch99 said:
Supreme Unleaded said:
sasquatch99 said:
Supreme Unleaded said:
sasquatch99 said:
My good deed?

[sup]I'm pure evil...I'll skin you, OP then take your bones.[/sup]
[sup]I make necklaces out of the pinky fingers just to let you know[/sup]

O.T. I helped a friend out with a picture.
[sup]You stole my thing...YOU MUST DIE NOW!!!![/sup]

OT: Hang on, let me check if I've done a good deed..

Helped kill a troll...if it counts.
[sup]if you didn't notice, the pinky fingers were gone on that troll, I got there first and the fingers have completed my 15,785 necklace, oh and why are we talking in 'sup'[/sup]
[sup]Oh, good. The troll had a use after all...and we are talking in 'sup' as it's sinster to talk about killing stuff and whatnot like this.[/sup

It's not quite as sinster like this really.

[sup]So I'll stick to this...scares new-comers easily.[/sup]
[sup] the only reason why it scares them is because they don't know how to do it and they become jelose, then they reasort to trolling and i take their pinkys, so everyone wins.[/sup]
[sup]You get pinky's, I get their skin and other bones, Xero Scythe gets the skull, Neonbob apperently collects stuff as well. It's a win-win all around. Now I must sleep as it is very late here. Like 4.45am late.[/sup]
 

JRCB

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I hold the door for people if their arms are full. That's all I can think of right now.
 

VeX1le

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I'm one of those nice guys i do mostly good deeds. that is until you piss me off than HULK SMASH.
 

El Poncho

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I've not been given a chance to do a good deed in a while, so when I get one I will tell you and cookie to you good sir, although I would of kept the kitten and I would love it and feed it evwyday.
 

Dr.Poisonfreak

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i stood for 7 hours talking to old people smiling acting like i give a shit about the weather.
God bless retail work !
 

Trivun

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imacharginmehlaz0r said:
Well escapist...i saved a stray kitty. she was cute so i gave him the the Petsmart and named her Eve. and that was my good deed today. so what was your good deed for the day/week/month/year/minute/hour/second/leap year/decade/century/millenium?
Ahhh, that's great :) We have a cat that keeps coming round to our house, I'm sharing a house with eight other people in the middle of a student area in Leeds and this cat keeps coming to the back door every day. She's got a collar though, but I'll bet that at least two people in the house (plus myself) would be willing to keep her if she didn't have a collar. She's just so fluffy and cute... (WARNING - CUTENESS OVERLOAD - WARNING - CUTENESS OVERLOAD).
 

Ren3004

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I was at a game store and a guy was asking if they has an used xbox for sale. I directed him to a store where I'd been earlier.

Also, I once helped a guy carry a bag from the hospital to the bus station on the other side of one of the biggest streets in my city, and then had to come back to the other side to see what time my exam would be. Two days before the exam.

Which of those was a better deed, I leave up to you to decide.
 

Satin6T

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i'm an Eagle Scout, I do a good deed EVERY DAY!
it's lke a requirement or something
 
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You think you did a good deed, but by using the power of Kreia's logic I shall prove you wrong.

First of all, according to you the kitty was trans-gendered. "Him" and "her" were both used when you described this kitty.

You gave this kitty to the PetsMart. I have never heard of this place, but the presence of the word "Mart" means that this kitty shall either be melted down to make gold, or shall be over-fed until it suffers a terrible fate.

Now, the ramifications of your deed:

This kitty might not've been stray and in fact lost its collar. The owners are desperately searching for it and by taking it away and giving it to a store of evil you have ensured that if the owners even did find the kitty (the chances of which are slim), they would have to spend a lot of money getting it back, effectively bankrupting them and resulting in them living on the streets in the worst parts of Detroit, Michigan (no matter where they actually come from).

However, if you had left the kitty to its fate it is likely the owners would reach it just as a gang of thugs came across it and attempted to destroy it. The owners would engage in a long, drawn-out battle, the wife would die and the husband would scream in agony at the sky. He would see the kitty as a dark omen, and shun it for eternity.

You have ruined everyone's life with your act, and if you had not committed it a similarly terrible fate would've befallen everyone. I hope you are proud of yourself.