I did my good deed for the day....

[AdhesiveTape]

I rubbed my mom's feet! I do that every day, though...

What on earth goes on in your house?

I did...I...erm...well...

crap.

Why is everyone giving me crap for that? She works on her feet all day, the poor thing! They're not nasty...

 

[ForgetRealism09]

I saved my best friend from being hit by a car. It wouldn't of killed her, but I prevented a nasty bruise.

 

[fenderstrat]

i helped a lady to take out her garbage a few hours ago...

 

[Dr Ampersand]

Le snip snip snip

Achtung snip snip

Well, at least I've sucked out half your power.

As God I have more than 2 halves. Also I didn't like that half anyway, it smelled of pee pee.