I didn't think it'd be this bad...
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While on vacation, my dad took me to see one of his old buddies, he's an herbalist or some shit. Anyways, he had me try out a vial of liquid peppermint plant extract my rubbing it on my hands it smelling it to open my sinuses and make my brain work faster or something. At any rate, I had to go to the bathroom and did my business, but forgot to wash my hands before using it, so I got the stuff all over my junk. The feeling can roughly be described as sticking your dick in icewater mixed with pepper spray for 30 minutes. It sucked...
Well, my ignorant self (back when I was 6 years old) licked a metal pole at winter once... I thought It would be ok to just rip my tongue off after it got stuck. I lost small chunks of my tongue, lost a lot of blood, got a mix of scars and marks and have a partially reduced sense of taste.
Yay ignorance! (Do I win anything?)
Yay ignorance! (Do I win anything?)
Is it wrong that I found wisdom teeth removal to be pleasurable? I was in incredible pain till they came out and once they were removed it felt like a godsend.
I've bitten through my tongue before. Does that count? It was a while back on my holiday in Norway and me and my brothers were running around and playing a game of tag. I was running from one of them and I tripped and fell chin first onto the edge of one of the beds.Lemon Detective said:
First I felt this immense pain followed by the taste of blood. I tried to cream because of the pain but realised that I couldn't due to the fact that my front 4 teeth on the top row had punctured my tongue. The front 2 nearly went all the way through. I had to physically take hold of my tongue and pull it off of the teeth to get them out. I don't think it's visable much more now but you used to be able to see the idividual teeth marks left in my tongue. That hurt more than women's scorn I'm telling you.
Not only that but the following day we went sledging. My toungue was all patched up and it was fine. I sled down a snow covered hill and went to pick up the small plastic sled. I crawled over to it and placed a hand on it. Then suddenly, Tom and Jerry style, the front end shot up and hit me square in the gob. It chipped half of one of my front 2 teeth on the top row. I just sat there looking for that half of my tooth in the snow for a good 10 minuets and I can only really remember how much those 2 days hurt.
Wow, long post. It must have been memorable.
Years ago when I was working at a stable for some people I used to know, some kids were having a riding lesson.
I'm a pretty good rider, so the fella asks me to jump on a horse and show them how to take a jump. Fair enough, on I get.
The instructor raises the fence so it's a little over a meter, easy enough. I took the jump fine, but then the horse is trotting towards some spare fences on the floor, normally a horse would just walk over them as they were spaced out, while I wasn't paying attention the thing took a jump over them and I got a whiplash. Not painful at all, unless I looked left, but I got a cool neckbrace.
Most painful thing would be later that year, I was lifting some buckets of water (I was in a massive rush because I had to take a pair of shires back to a field a few miles away) and I lifted them totally wrong and put my back out. I could not stand up straight for 4 months. That was agony.
Also, stepped on a pebble once and broke my instep. Not really painful, but painful enough to stop me using that foot until it got better.
Also when I was little, I put a staple through my penis and accidentally stapled it to the snooker table my parents bought me for my birthday. (It didn't hurt at all really, but I was a nudist as a child and was trying to fix my stapler, next thing I know my foreskin is attached to the snooker table and as if by magic all my relatives started appearing for sunday lunch. Needless to say they all gathered round to have a good laugh before helping me liberate my todger)
Worst pain I've been in has to be when my mum hit me upside the head with a huge supersoaker water pistol for giving her lip. I was about 10ish. Gave me a huge gash under my ear, an inch higher and I'd have been blind the doctor said. I was gushing blood and had to lay in the hospital being restrained by nurses while they stitched the gash up without anesthetic. I still have the scar next to my ear.
I'm a pretty good rider, so the fella asks me to jump on a horse and show them how to take a jump. Fair enough, on I get.
The instructor raises the fence so it's a little over a meter, easy enough. I took the jump fine, but then the horse is trotting towards some spare fences on the floor, normally a horse would just walk over them as they were spaced out, while I wasn't paying attention the thing took a jump over them and I got a whiplash. Not painful at all, unless I looked left, but I got a cool neckbrace.
Most painful thing would be later that year, I was lifting some buckets of water (I was in a massive rush because I had to take a pair of shires back to a field a few miles away) and I lifted them totally wrong and put my back out. I could not stand up straight for 4 months. That was agony.
Also, stepped on a pebble once and broke my instep. Not really painful, but painful enough to stop me using that foot until it got better.
Also when I was little, I put a staple through my penis and accidentally stapled it to the snooker table my parents bought me for my birthday. (It didn't hurt at all really, but I was a nudist as a child and was trying to fix my stapler, next thing I know my foreskin is attached to the snooker table and as if by magic all my relatives started appearing for sunday lunch. Needless to say they all gathered round to have a good laugh before helping me liberate my todger)
Worst pain I've been in has to be when my mum hit me upside the head with a huge supersoaker water pistol for giving her lip. I was about 10ish. Gave me a huge gash under my ear, an inch higher and I'd have been blind the doctor said. I was gushing blood and had to lay in the hospital being restrained by nurses while they stitched the gash up without anesthetic. I still have the scar next to my ear.
Loneliness.
I used to think I would relish my solitude. Now I'm not so sure.
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Oh, you mean physical pain. Migraines.
I've broken bones, fractured teeth and recently stuck my fingers on the underside of a hot car exhaust [sub](In my defence I didn't realise how hot it'd gotten)[/sub] but nothing worse than migraines. Utterly debilitating.
As for anything I've actually done intentionally, I can't say I've done anything. Sorry.
I used to think I would relish my solitude. Now I'm not so sure.
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Oh, you mean physical pain. Migraines.
I've broken bones, fractured teeth and recently stuck my fingers on the underside of a hot car exhaust [sub](In my defence I didn't realise how hot it'd gotten)[/sub] but nothing worse than migraines. Utterly debilitating.
As for anything I've actually done intentionally, I can't say I've done anything. Sorry.
My upper left wisdom tooth decided to insta-rot around 2am about 2 years ago. Didn't get into a dentist until noon the following day, most agonizing 9-10 hours I've had. Way rougher than when I tore a ligament in my ankle and broke a bone right below the knee.
Whoops! I'm sorry, I didn't mean to scare you, hehe... While the procedure is actually very fast, the healing takes some time. The thing is that the pain only lasts the first day. After that is over, the next day the pain is greatly reduced. By the fourth day the pain is totally gone (Well, maybe a minor itchy feeling now and then, but nothing to be scared of)gred said:
PS: One piece of advise, when you get the procedure, if it is in the morning, the better... In my case, it was in the night and... well... I couldn't sleep at all.