Ignoring the inflammatory thread title and the inevitable flamewar that probably brewed up in the middle pages:
You can get porn on it. And IRC/fora.
There you go.
Also you can buy these ones that you can carry around with you and don't necessarily need to be plugged into the wall, or a TV, or need fiddly seperate controllers. Plus the hard disks are of a non-laughable size.
Oh yeah and if you spend a truly ludicrous amount you can play console-level games on them.
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EDIT: Sephael, did you steal that or buy it cheap from the black market or something? If I'd spent that kind of money on an HP laptop 5 years ago it would have struggled with medium settings on contemporary titles even out of the box. These days? No chance. Maybe you're just playing old games?
For the record I spent $1000+ on one of their convertible tablets (which probably has about $600 of non-tablet/shrinky-dink computing power in it) at about the same time as you, got a damn good deal on it to boot, and the best I can really expect is maybe 20fps at fairly low settings in Live For Speed or a similar level title. Show it something like Crysis and it would probably commit suicide. I've tried a couple newer ones in between and they fall down to single figure fps on lowest settings at some points. The physics engines are what murder it, more than the actual graphic complexity. Mobile CPUs (& integrated GPUs... you saying you got one with a seperate chipset at that price?) of that vintage just aren't up to it. However in everyday computing use it's perfectly fine still, it's no slouch, unlike some cheaper ones owned by my cousins which have come and gone twice in the same time period (Celerons and Semprons and other slices of faecal matter masquerading as CPUs oh my).