"I don't recall owning THAT..."

[Segadroid]

It's just a thing that happens sometimes; finding an object in your backpocket, car or home and you are almost sure of it that you do not remember buying it or picking it up.

Do you guys have a story to tell while I'll eat this...ice cream? *Suprised finding an ice cream in his hand.*

 

[SwishiestB0g]

I woke up with cat litter in my bed... does that count?

 

[Kabutos]

A Tazer. No, seriously, it was on a shelf in my bathroom.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

I woke up in the middle of the night to see my three cats asleep on my bed.

Only, I have but two cats.

I chased that bugger out of the house.

Does that count?

 

[wewontdie11]

The day after a 14 hour gig at one of my local clubs I woke up in my bed with sunglasses on. Couple of things wrong with this:

1. I didn't have them when I went there the day before.
2. Who the hell takes sunglasses to an indoor gig in a dark club, in the middle of winter then either gives them to me or loses them?

 

[Subzerowings]

Yes, I don't quite recall ordering 364 dead people to my cellar either...or cute kittens for that matter...

 

[Ridley200]

A Tazer. No, seriously, it was on a shelf in my bathroom.

In case someone assaults you when you're peeing obviously.

 

[sirdanrhodes]

A hard drive. I don't know where it came from.

 

[Armored Prayer]

A small chainsaw in my utility closet.

Pretty odd.

 

[IamQ]

I found a dog toy inside the pipe of our couler in the toilet. And we don't have a dog. And we can't. Because I'm allergic to fur.

 

[mattttherman3]

Ice cream all over my car

 

[SlightDelirium]

I'm always finding random pieces of string or ribbon in my pockets and stuff, I think I compulsively pick it up when I see it and slip it into my pocket without even thinking about it. Bizarre, yes?

 

[Simon Hadow]

A boot. just one boot, sitting in my closet. And it was a nice boot. I really wish I could find the other one.

 

[SlightDelirium]

A small chainsaw in my utility closet.

Pretty odd.

Workshed!

 

[GoodEyeSniper]

I found a kitchen knife in my schoolbag once. No earthly idea how it got there. Got me a reputation though.

 

[Kiutu]

The day after a 14 hour gig at one of my local clubs I woke up in my bed with sunglasses on. Couple of things wrong with this:

1. I didn't have them when I went there the day before.
2. Who the hell takes sunglasses to an indoor gig in a dark club, in the middle of winter then either gives them to me or loses them?

Pfft, maybe you just became bad ass enough and they were part of the bonus.

 

[Da pyro man 999]

I found a packe of crisps and a wispa bar in the back of my trousers

 

[SlightDelirium]

I found a packe of crisps and a wispa bar in the back of my trousers

you're a walking snack bar

 

[eatenbyagrue]

I found a 2 liter bottle of Coca-Cola in my closet.

The thing is, I just cleaned it out the day before, and all I had there were 2 bottles of vodka, a bottle of whiskey and a couple of shot glasses.

 

[Froobyx]

Pink Converse.. I'd honestly forgotten about them until yesterday They need a bit of a clean and then I'm gonna wear them for Freshers in 2 weeks time