"I don't recall owning THAT..."

[[Cold-Shoulder]]

There's a shopping basket in my room. No idea where it came from or how it even got there. |:

 

[hansari]

A Tazer. No, seriously, it was on a shelf in my bathroom.

In case someone assaults you when you're peeing obviously.

The most logical conclusion...I mean, what other time are you most vulnerable?

(I've also learned to wave a dagger around as I tie my shoes with one hand. Tying your shoes with one hand is tough, but totally worth your safety...)

 

[SlightDelirium]

I suppose it's kind of the reverse because I know I own it, but I came home from holiday to find my duvet cover missing (it was on my bed when I left and now is nowhere in the house). Also for some reason my room now smells faintly of fish.

Might have something to do with the call from the police we had whilst in France regarding my brother's secret houseparty that got out of control thanks to facebook. But I'd rather not dwell on how that and the dissappearance are linked.

You should extract that story from your brother and share it, it's probably hilarious.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

Well...I remember finding a £50 note (when they were still in circulation) in my trouser pocket. I found that to be a pleasant surprise.

 

[CrashBang]

I found a Lilt bottle in my car the other day. I've never had Lilt in my life and it was half full of muddy water. Weird and kinda gross

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

I found a huge rusty axe in my shed once. Pretty sure it's still there.

 

[Sparrow]

Juiced 2. I looked at that thing and just thought, "When the hell did I get this?"

 

[Grab-bag]

An air rifle of my step dad's in my loft...but I thought he still had it...

 

[Jedamethis]

I'm always finding random pieces of string or ribbon in my pockets and stuff, I think I compulsively pick it up when I see it and slip it into my pocket without even thinking about it. Bizarre, yes?

Wow, my coats like that, I have loads of pockets, so I can't remember where I put stuff, and then forget about it.So I frequently get the weirdest crap in my pockets.
Once, I had: a penknife, a lot of rubber bands, some plastic cutlery, money, some fluffy stuff, a packet of melted biscuits, a phone, and some batteries

 

[traceur_]

I found a TV remote in my pencil case.

 

[Xojins]

The microwave I currently have. It's very old, and I have absolutely no idea how it came into our possession.

 

[CLEVERSLEAZOID]

Well...I remember finding a £50 note (when they were still in circulation) in my trouser pocket. I found that to be a pleasant surprise.

Well... they still are in circulation, I just counted a £1000 stack of them today at work :3

And I found my old Master System in the attic last night. My parents have gone away on holiday, left me full control of the house. I was going to abuse their HDTV with my 360, but now I'm severely tempted to play some Alex Kidd.

 

[Jinngo]

I woke up one day in a tuxedo(i don't own a tuxedo...well i kinda do now)with no shoes and a fork in my thigh and a half eaten steak in my pocket. that must have been a weird night, to bad i don't remember anything from it

 

[dazdex]

Woke up and found a toy lightsaber next to my bed once, Don't know where it came from but it now rests proudly next to my pc.

Not an object but I woke up with pink love hearts drawn all over my face.

Also the other way around, I've woken up after a night out and was missing some clothes.

and last over the years I've come into possession of about 5 ps1 games, a DS game and several dvds, no idea where they came from or why I have them.

EDIT: Was just walking to the shop and found a coat hanger hook in my pocket, I quietly murmured to myself "WTF?!". oh and I just remembered there was a cat in my room one day, sneaky bastard went past my parents in one room, through the kitchen, past me in another room and into my bedroom. I think he was an assassin.

 

[Takoto]

I suppose it's kind of the reverse because I know I own it, but I came home from holiday to find my duvet cover missing (it was on my bed when I left and now is nowhere in the house). Also for some reason my room now smells faintly of fish.

Might have something to do with the call from the police we had whilst in France regarding my brother's secret houseparty that got out of control thanks to facebook. But I'd rather not dwell on how that and the dissappearance are linked.

Oh god.
I have a pretty good idea what happened at that houseparty... *coughs*

 

[neoman10]

I found a 2 liter bottle of Coca-Cola in my closet.

The thing is, I just cleaned it out the day before, and all I had there were 2 bottles of vodka, a bottle of whiskey and a couple of shot glasses.

it's to go with the whiskey of course, silly

 

[kaziard]

does waking up with bite marks count?

 

[EeveeElectro]

When my boyfriend stayed over, 20ps kept appearing on my bed. I don't know where from, they were just there. I think they were his because, like every other man, he keeps change in his pockets so maybe they kept rolling out. By end of the night, I had 90p.
Or maybe that's just what he's paying me ;D

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[Segadroid]

does waking up with bite marks count?

What the hell happend that night XD