"I don't recall owning THAT..."

[Captain Pancake]

I once found a lando calrissian action figure that I had no recollection of ever owning.

 

[The Shade]

a gold(en??) Zippo

i just took it out of one of my drawers when i was looking for my regular lighter... it had engraved C.G.M.

no idea how it got there, i dont even know anyone with those initials, it seemed fairly scratched and used, like it was old.

weird huh?.

Colonel Gregory Montalban strikes again! Away!!!

 

[Lunar Shadow]

I don't really now how it got in my pocket, but I unintentionally pulled out a condom while talking to a female friend of mine. I had stuck my hand in my pockets and felt it, and took it out to see if it was what I thought it was. That was incredibly embarrassing.

 

[wolfy098]

I was in a maths exam, and somehow a ruler (which had times tables on the back) got on my desk.

that might have been MY ruler as it is...

 

[wolfy098]

Well...I remember finding a £50 note (when they were still in circulation) in my trouser pocket. I found that to be a pleasant surprise.

Well... they still are in circulation, I just counted a £1000 stack of them today at work :3

And I found my old Master System in the attic last night. My parents have gone away on holiday, left me full control of the house. I was going to abuse their HDTV with my 360, but now I'm severely tempted to play some Alex Kidd.

you checked a grands worth of £50 notes...

PAINFUL

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

Sometimes I find programs (not viruses) on my computer that I don't remember installing...

And some of those are actually nice programs... And games too...

 

[GigsVigilance]

My friend has magic pants. I asked to borrow a pencil, he lent me a fairly distinguishable mechanical one stating that I return it soon as it is his only one, he turns out his pockets and a 5 dollar bill fell out. He snatched it up and said "That's Mine *****!" 3 periods later I asked to borrow the pencil again, he reaches into his pocket and pulls out 2 of the same pencil. We freaked out a bit. after school we were talking about how the money never duplicated so we check his pockets again and 3 of the same pencil and a 5 and 10 dollar bill fell out.

Also I also find money in my back pocket and a funny taste in my mouth. Lol

I once found a SNES game, Street fighter 2 in my closet, Weird thing is I had never owned a nintendo system before.
I found $837 in my neighbors rain gutter. I kept that shit, She was wondering why my pockets were soggy though.

 

[AdhesiveTape]

I went to a movie once and discovered that I had an operational Furby in my purse. The other moviegoers were not thrilled.

 

[Proteus214]

I worked on a civil contracting job one summer and at the end of the job I collected all the tools that I thought were mine. A couple weeks later I was sorting through them and I found a 24 inch machete amongst them. I still have it.

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

I dont ever recal setting my alarm clock on snuze this morning, then it went off when i was getting drest and it scared the shits out of me.

 

[randomsix]

I once walked into my room and there was a new Holiday Inn plastic keycard on my bedside table.

 

[inflamessoilwork]

I found a water cooler in my garage, and my fiance didn't bring it home.

 

[Nihilism Theory]

Well...I remember finding a £50 note (when they were still in circulation) in my trouser pocket. I found that to be a pleasant surprise.

Well... they still are in circulation, I just counted a £1000 stack of them today at work :3

And I found my old Master System in the attic last night. My parents have gone away on holiday, left me full control of the house. I was going to abuse their HDTV with my 360, but now I'm severely tempted to play some Alex Kidd.

you checked a grands worth of £50 notes...

PAINFUL

not really, its only 20 notes,

OT: after almost every party i go to i wake up covered in postage stamps,or pen...

 

[wolfy098]

Well...I remember finding a £50 note (when they were still in circulation) in my trouser pocket. I found that to be a pleasant surprise.

Well... they still are in circulation, I just counted a £1000 stack of them today at work :3

And I found my old Master System in the attic last night. My parents have gone away on holiday, left me full control of the house. I was going to abuse their HDTV with my 360, but now I'm severely tempted to play some Alex Kidd.

you checked a grands worth of £50 notes...

PAINFUL

not really, its only 20 notes,

OT: after almost every party i go to i wake up covered in postage stamps,or pen...

okay.....

 

[userwhoquitthesite]

One katana and 14 knives. See, i already have swords and knives (not fantasy items, real weapons) and then i opened a box from a long time ago and found them. i think they were packed when i moved out of my old house, two moves ago.

 

[ViolentlyHappy91]

A crimping tool, a computer I'd never seen before, 3 modems, 2 routers, an old CRT monitor, and a SNES...all in my closet.

 

[Dusty Donuts]

A 10 dollar note just was laying my pocket today! Also, I have a figure of Goofy from Disney I don't remember getting and several hats.

 

[Xrysthos]

I woke up after a rough night out finding a stop sign in my room. It was the kind used temporarily by people repairing roads and stuff like that. I was confused. No idea how it got there, though the answer is pretty obvious.