Shhh....don't ruin it. I've got good friends in the military who have fun every year when they do training exercises with/against the US military up in the Northern Territory. Because the tradition of Australians telling Americans about 'dropbears' is so well-spread, and even New Zealenders know to help out by telling any American they meet to 'watch out for the dropbears if you ever go to Australia', it's ultra easy to convince the American soldiers that dropbears are real, ultra aggressive, and found throughout the northern parts of the continent.Blitzwing said:captainfluoxetine said:oh bloody hell, are they real?The_root_of_all_evil said:Sorry, I just got so excited about teaching someone about something so purely Britishcaptainfluoxetine said:Great work jackass, I was gunna convince him its something we do in british schools which involves running at each other with javalins. Its character building.
Not as good as the Australian Dropbears, but still:
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I read about them in a Pratchett book and assumed they were made up. Are they?
They?re not real. That?s just a heavily altered picture of a Koala
The tradition in the Australian military to tell the Americans that they're real, but don't worry about them because it's really really easy to avoid attacks. You just have to smear some vegemite on your shoulders/helmet when you're patrolling, and put it on all your stuff when you're sleeping - dropbears don't like the smell of the vegemite, so they'll stay away from it
So then when they start running exercises against the US troops, they just keep a look out for the vegemite marks/lids to know where they've been