I f you could make bullets that could do anything....
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I'd make bullets that were really excitable. At first people would think they were cute, loading that hyperactive little bullet into the chamber while they're jammering on about how awesome it all is, or shooting that bullet and hearing it go "WHEEEEEEEEEEE!" into the distance.
It wouldn't make the bullets any less effective, but it would make them a lot more annoying and a lot less cool to use.
It wouldn't make the bullets any less effective, but it would make them a lot more annoying and a lot less cool to use.
Bullets that can cook for me, I'm a good cook its just it pisses me off no end to the point that I'd rather not eat than cook for myself.
Shoot my fridge up and the result is a lovely 3 course meal, wonderful.
Shoot my fridge up and the result is a lovely 3 course meal, wonderful.
A Looney Tunes episode (Duck Dodgers In The 23rd 1/2 Century) springs to mind where the Acme Ultimatum Dispatcher bullet stops short of the target and shoots out a small flag with terms on it. The Acme Ultimatum Responder stops short of the target and blasts their face.
Given that I'd rather travel back in time and erase the invention of gunpowder..
I'd invent a bullet that injects a compound into the person, which kills them if their testosterone levels are too high (all freakishly violent type males for example) and decrease testosterone levels in people with high to medium levels (most scientists and calm males have low counts) and increase in people who have far too low counts (men with little to no testosterone are usually annoyingly wussy, women with higher testosterone are usually skinnier, and more sexually active)
Wars would stop, people would think more or have sex more.
I'd invent a bullet that injects a compound into the person, which kills them if their testosterone levels are too high (all freakishly violent type males for example) and decrease testosterone levels in people with high to medium levels (most scientists and calm males have low counts) and increase in people who have far too low counts (men with little to no testosterone are usually annoyingly wussy, women with higher testosterone are usually skinnier, and more sexually active)
Wars would stop, people would think more or have sex more.
Bullets that live in guns... until you pull this... lets call it a "Trigger" and they fly out really fast in the direction the gun is pointing...
...What? Someone has stolen my idea? How many years ago? I hadnt even told anyone about my idea then... and I wasnt even alive...
...Only one explanation, time thiefs... Obviously.
...What? Someone has stolen my idea? How many years ago? I hadnt even told anyone about my idea then... and I wasnt even alive...
...Only one explanation, time thiefs... Obviously.
