Jeff Dunham, the Achmed the Dead Terrorist puppet guy
100,000,000 views on YouTube.
I shall list some of the things that he says that warranted immense laughs on his video (these only come from the first few minutes, for reasons that should be fairly clear):
Puppet being taken out of box
"good evening, infadel"
"what kind of terrorist are you?" "A terrifying terrorist"
"Not really scared" "Boo!... Scared now?" x 3
"Silence! I kill you!" His catchphrase, so x 1000
"But you're dead, you are all bone" "Its a fleshwound" My mum can reference Monty Python too, thank you
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I agree entirely, i see NOTHING funny about the words "silence i kill you". Heres a joke from this show
"knock knock"
"whos there?"
"Its me, silence i kill you"
.... i almost killed my friend who found this funny, it just isnt in the lesat "SEETHS WITH RAGE".
I find VG cats moderately funny but i read them just to go "thats so true" or "thats kinda interesting" not because its laugh out loud funny. Cyanide and happyness makes me laugh havnt met someone who didnt like it, anyone out there? Family guy has its moments but any joke thats starts with "its just like the time..." makes me want to brake the writers face. I like the comedy to stick with the plot, not just be a load of disconnected flashbacks that are all interchangable.