Seems a lot like a setting out of some weird comedy. Life can be really bizarre sometimes, huh? Still sucks though.
I feel like a f***ing idiot...
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Im.... Im going to put this up to suspicious, but I'll believe this happened. Though really if that worked on you, thats actually kinda sad. I dont think you can really use tear gas on animals like that, certainly not in houses, and I doubt it would take a 'crew" of guys to do.
Still, sucks you got robbed.
Still, sucks you got robbed.
Shouldn't the fact that you have a single dog in the attic have tipped you off when they came out with multiple bags?Ode to Oda said:
What the hell did you think? That they hacked up the dead dog's body to fit it in the bags? And you don't wear hazmat suits for tear gas, nor do you use tear gas to get an animal, animal control would have sent someone over.
Sorry, but if you derped this hard it's sort of hard to feel sorry for you.
I think we're moving past the important part. Why/how did a dog get in your attic? I'm given to understand those aren't readily accessible.
Not only should they have ID (which you may or may not be able to tell is genuine) but they should have a warrant (if police) and a work order (if other sorts of professionals), all of which they are required to show you before you have to let them in. If you didn't call them, or your parents didn't, they should ALSO have a warrant, of sorts... something from the mayor/apartment complex/whatever saying you have to let them in.Valanthe said:
Unfortunately, you won't know what any of this stuff looks like, either, but if what they show you looks fishy then don't be afraid to tell them to leave. The people who NEED to get in there will be able to do it despite you, and they'll convince you.
If this is real you should email your storry to Screwattack.com, they have a podcast and one of the segments is crazy news stories and this will beright up their ally. Also if you live in Florida they will deffinetly put your story on. OK on topic, this realy sucks that this happened to you, but why didn't you report the stay dog in your attick to animal control?
Know what I think?
I think that OP wasn't really robbed at all, and he's just testing out his theft idea on the Internet and seeing how plausible it is. That guy's gonna plant a Jack Russell in some poor sap's attic. And now you've told him that he needs documentation and that professionals wouldn't use tear gas! LOOK AT WHAT YOUR SUGGESTIONS ARE DOING, ESCAPISTS! SOMEBODY'S GOING TO HAVE A MOTHERFUCKING XBOX BECAUSE OF YOU
I think that OP wasn't really robbed at all, and he's just testing out his theft idea on the Internet and seeing how plausible it is. That guy's gonna plant a Jack Russell in some poor sap's attic. And now you've told him that he needs documentation and that professionals wouldn't use tear gas! LOOK AT WHAT YOUR SUGGESTIONS ARE DOING, ESCAPISTS! SOMEBODY'S GOING TO HAVE A MOTHERFUCKING XBOX BECAUSE OF YOU
The people continue to believe it. I'm quite incredulous about this whole scenario.Z of the Na said:
In other words this is in order. [http://www.gifsoup.com/view/1028266/successful-troll-o.gif]
When I opened this thread, my eyes keyed on the words "people wearing hazmat suits" and "ps3, wii," and I thought, "This is going to be painful to read." After reading the last line though, "Now I can only afford a 360 which annoys me," I'm pretty confident I just got taken for a ride. Bravo.
However, in all seriousness, kids, NEVER let anyone force his way into your house, ESPECIALLY if they claim to be some kind of authority figure. Unless your house is currently on fire, stop them, ask for ID, make a huge stink about the whole scenario, call the cops, or if they threaten to call the cops, call their bluff. Worst that can happen is the cops actually do show up.
... And why the hell was there a stray dog in your attic?
However, in all seriousness, kids, NEVER let anyone force his way into your house, ESPECIALLY if they claim to be some kind of authority figure. Unless your house is currently on fire, stop them, ask for ID, make a huge stink about the whole scenario, call the cops, or if they threaten to call the cops, call their bluff. Worst that can happen is the cops actually do show up.
... And why the hell was there a stray dog in your attic?
No can do. She bought it the day she was leaving for Croatia for a couple of months.putowtin said:
I told her to tell me if she was going to buy anything, so that I could accompany her and stop exactly this kind of thing from happening.
You know what's hilarious about this? If this was true, no police officer would ever believe this report.
maybe.. maybe the dog ATE your stuff. and then it had an allergic reaction to the tear gas (which is totally standard animal control gear. as well as hazmat suits) and exploded. they then spent the next half hour cleaning up dog giblets in your house. hazmat suited, tear gas equipped, freelance animal control providers are the REAL heroes today. and you accuse them. tsk tsk.
alright, if this is a legit story- wow. that's.... that's quite the story. at least you'll have something to tell your kids!
alright, if this is a legit story- wow. that's.... that's quite the story. at least you'll have something to tell your kids!