I find that offensive!

[Extra-Ordinary]

Hey, I once saw innocent firewood burn right before my very eyes. The firewood didn't ask to be burned, this darn country...

Cotton Candy

 

[Teoes]

You wound me. I once confused loft insulation for cotton candy and gorged myself. Bled from both ends and everywhere in-between. Needless to say, I didn't survive the incident and now you must remind me of the time?! I hate you. D':

Rogue erections

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Ohh why do you torture me? All those fucking unwanted memories of rogue erections that I've had, YOU MONSTAH! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?!

Pancake

 

[Teoes]

Someone once told me I had moobs like pancakes.. and I just can't bear to be seen naked and/or eat pancakes any more. That was just too close to the bone.

Miniskirts

 

[EeveeElectro]

DID YOU JUST CALL ME A SLUT?!! I don't wear much clothes do I?? Well fuck YOU

Cereal.

 

[Teoes]

I find that offensive! Just because I've never been able to correctly spell "sereal" or know when to use "cerial" or.. that other one.. doesn't mean you get to call me Retard McSpackypants whilst paddling my bare bum with a cricket bat and flinging eggs at me! Meany poo-poo-head!

Hello Kitty phone cover

 

[game-lover]

Why the hell would you mention something so useless?? Are you stupid or something? OMFG, YOU'RE SUCH AN ASS!!! Quit trying to irritate others!!!

Now, pens. Those you can do something with.

 

[Teoes]

(Eevee's going to be pissed when she gets here and realises you slagged her phone cover, hoo boy! HAR! Mission accomplished.)

Pens? You mean those things the big boys at school used to fire spitwads at me? Fie on pens! A pox on pens! If a quill and inkpot was good enough in the olden days it's good enough for me!

Quesadillas

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

You bring mexican food to the table?! YOU KNOW I CANT EAT THAT SHIT! My stomach cannot handle it! You twat, you *****, YOU FRANKLY DISGUST ME!

Keyboard

 

[Fijiman]

Words can not describe how absolutely evil the words you just said are.

words

 

[Dr.Susse]

WORDS!? [HEADING=1]words!?[/HEADING]

You of all people should know that I'm afraid of the dictionary.

...
Easy come, easy go.

 

[EeveeElectro]

(Eevee's going to be pissed when she gets here and realises you slagged her phone cover, hoo boy! HAR! Mission accomplished.)

I was gonna post something but couldn't think of anything witty to say, so I left it for someone else who wouldn't understand the joke >.>

OT: Are... are you sneakily calling me a slut? Easy come do I? And easy go? Are you saying I drop my knickers for anyone? YOU ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Toast.

 

[Fijiman]

You bastard! How dare you mention that in public! There are children here you know!

physics

 

[StormShaun]

Sir, are you telling me that the physical property of gravity was only made to make fun of my weight.
That is highly offensive to all the cushy men of this Earth!

 

[Teoes]

Look, for fuck sake. The rules of this thread aren't complicated. But no, you come in here regardless and fuck them up completely, not leaving me something to get offended by! Sweet Zombie Jesus, what an idiot. Get out. Out of my thread, now.

A pair of someone else's pants found down the back of a radiator.

 

[EeveeElectro]

ARE YOU SAYING MY BOYFRIENDS CHEATING ON ME? YOU DICKHEAD

I'd say your girlfriends cheating on YOU but I'm too busy getting fucked by her

PS she's now a lesbian HA.

Dancing!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

THAT DANCING REMINDS ME OF THE JEWISH TWITCHES IN THE HOLOCAUST

For shame!

Video games

 

[Teoes]

You SickTaco! You should be banned! Everyone knows that all children commit 3 murders per day and it's all thanks to them video games. You think anyone murdered anyone else before Pac-Man? NO! What kind of irresponsible idiot are you?

Transgender equality.

 

[Teoes]

My parents always made a point of giving their love to a pot plant instead of me, while I say in my cage and ate the fish heads. I am most distraught that you have insensitively made that comment and re-opened these wounds. *howls*

The moon.