I find that offensive!

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Ninjas killed my posse one day while we were just relaxing by the saloon.


How dare you make me relive that.

Pears.

 

[Barbas]

A pear once tricked me into thinking it was an apple. How could you dig up such unpleasant treachery?

Luigi.

 

[Elfgore]

Luigi? Luigi?! His favorite color is green! Green is the color of Satan! Stay away fowl demon!

Raisins.

 

[username sucks]

Why would you torture and starve a grape only to eat it as a snack?! You monster.

Piano

 

[Fijiman]

How dare you mention that instrument! Do you not know of what it can do?!

friendship and hugs

 

[Elfgore]

Friendship and Hugs? They're so cute they make me want to barf. Have some self decency, man! You're on a internet forum, everybody can read what you put!

Rap Music.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

HOW DARE THAT BE A DIFFERENT CULTURE THAN THE ONE I ENJOY YOU BOYS WITH YOUR HANGING PANTS AND SIDEWAYS HATS

Wolverine.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Canadians can not be X-men that just doesn't make sense!
How dare you try and assault me with accusations contrary to this obvious fact.

Glass bottles.

 

[Fijiman]

I ought to cut you with a broken glass bottle for that.

fish

 

[PinkiePyro]

I find that offensive scout keeps hitting me with one

ooh I just found a new hat!

 

[EeveeElectro]

A new hat? Are you picking on me because I'm poor and can't afford a hat? You sicken me!

A corgi.

 

[Drummodino]

Ugh, corgies. Annoying little mutts, gimme a real dog like a German Shepard or a husky. Corgies sicken me with their stupid little legs.

Jim Sterling.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

HOW DARE YOU TAKE THE LORD'S NAME IN VAIN!

Cats.

 

[Barbas]

You know what cats do? Murder owls. I like owls. I don't like cats. Cats are bastards.

Owls.

 

[Fijiman]

Do you know what owls do? They throw up any undigested food in pellets of pure nasty. You know what else does that? Titans.

Attack on Titan

 

[Twintix]

How DARE you?! Don't you know that Titans are in a vast minority?! What does attacking them achieve?! What were you thinking?! Oh wait, you didn't think, did you? Typical white male scum! Hmph! HMPH, I SAY!

I eat ice cream on Saturdays.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

In my culture ice cream is for SUNDAY BECAUSE SUNDAY IS SUNDAE SUNDAY!

All-caps.

 

[Fijiman]

WHAT?! YOU DARE QUESTION THE ALL-CAPS REPUBLIC?! I WILL SEE YOU HANGED FOR THIS!

cheese burning

 

[TheRiddler]

Why must you destroy something so beautiful? Cheese is food, not fuel!

Prosciutto.

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

Meat is murder!

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