I find that offensive!

[tilmoph]

But have you asked if the peanuts enjoy being butter, you heartless fiend!

I like strawberry ice cream.

 

[Barbas]

How dare you! Strawberry ice cream caused my last divorce.

I like grass.

 

[tilmoph]

Do you know how many pants get ruined by grass stains ever year? Not everyone can afford stain-removers!

Water is refreshing.

 

[Tortilla the Hun]

You soulless wretch, you know very well the sort of dangers dihydrogen monoxide presents!

I recommend drinking pure alcohol instead, it's much more sanitary.

 

[tilmoph]

You mindless heretic, don't you know sanitation is a privilege of the first world!

Shooting lasers is fun!

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

They guy who killed my sister said the same thing!

My cat has a tail.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

A watched someone get strangled with a tail!

Wouldn't it be awesome to have a pet dragon?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

MY GRANDFATHER WAS ROASTED ALIVE BY A DRAGON HOW DARE YOU!

The only good kill is overkill.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

There is no such thing as overkill!

Falling Skies returns for the final season Sunday! Awesome!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

How dare you, my parents were killed by the sky falling.

Hot sauce for everyone!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Hot sauce gave my imaginary brother cancer! HOW dare you!

The cake is a pie. not a lie, a pie.

 

[Barbas]

How dare you, pie is a concept that used to reduce me to tears in mathematics lessons!

I like warm, soft hugs.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

stop being such a wuss!

hmm, bacon!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You take that back! Bacon killed my father!

Let them eat rakes.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I once got hit in the face by a rake. It hurt! you suck!

I saw the future of kung fu, and its past, and in you I saw the one who could bring them together.

 

[Barbas]

Kung Fu killed my parents! *Runs away crying*.

I think Bruce Lee was a cool dude.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Bruce Lee time travelled to when I was in elementary school and took my lunch money!

I have a sweet hat.

 

[Barbas]

Sugar is bad for you.

I baked you a pizza.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

You want me to be offended by an offering of pizza?

This thread is whack!

 

[Barbas]

I find that offensive; whacking is a term used by the mafia.

Here: have some free, high-quality cheese.