I find that offensive!

[Twintix]

You support trafficking humans in cones?! You inhuman creep!

Quack Pack

 

[Rabbitboy]

God that looks terrible. How could you do that to me you monster!

Jezus Christus.

 

[TheRiddler]

Misspelling the name of our Lord and Saviour? [i/]You monster[/i]

Butterflies.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

MY MOTHER WAS KILLED BY A BUTTERLY! YOU MONSTER! D:<

Fresh Prince!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You're PRETTY! How do you like that!

 

[tilmoph]

How dare you label me?! Who are you to assess my appearance?! By what right?! And thinking saying something positive makes it less demeaning, as if your pretty words would ever matter to anyone but yourself. The hubris and mis-something-ism demands profuse apologies!

Naps are enjoyable.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

Naps?! Are you mocking my insomnia?!

You wife is a sweetnatured, confident, self-motivated, well groomed person. And a good mother too.

 

[tilmoph]

What! Identifying a woman with her maternal abilities is super mega ultra misogyny, and Twitter will not stand for it!

Your writing abilities and command of language are beautiful to behold.

 

[Rabbitboy]

You are obviously saying that because you think the exact opposite. Jerk!

You are very beautiful.

 

[Twintix]

Don't you fucking cat-call me, you oppressive cis-shitlord!

What a nice and warm day it is outside.

 

[tilmoph]

Oh, so I guess winter days are never nice, snow is so ugly? Seasonist!

Your choice of avatar is quite lovely.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You have a filthy mind.

Energy drink.

 

[Barbas]

Energy drinks nearly caused me to have diabeetus of the brain.

The northern hemisphere.

 

[tilmoph]

The northern hemisphere has Canada! How dare you remind me they exist?!

I don't think Dragonball GT was all that terrible.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

The old folks heard you say that and 12 of them had heart attacks you bastard!

I like green vegetables.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

OH YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE

Green vegetable majority and their privilege! >.<

GG is for Game Grumps.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

The Gilbert Gottfried fan club is getting ready to fuck you up....

Iced Tea

 

[tilmoph]

What's wrong with regular milk? Aren't those poor cows good enough for you?!

Cows are dumb

 

[Barbas]

I find that offensive; I've poked some in the eye and they're perfectly nice, agreeable chaps.

I enjoy peanut butter.