I got a crowbar

[Toners]

What are crowbars actually used for?
Opening tombs?
I usually use a screw driver.

crowbars are generally used as prising devices or for removing nails from boards.
or vandalism, if you're bored and a knob-end.

 

[bodyklok]

Kill zombies, otherwise there's really no point in having it.

 

[Tharwen]

Spray blood-red paint on the pointy end then walk through town holding it menacingly.

 

[Calobi]

Carry it around, start up a debate with people, and if things get too difficult, just say, "well, you thought wrong! POP!"

This. A thousand times this.

Edit: There is no way to say how much better my day was made when I read this. For simplicity's sake, let's leave it at "a lot."

 

[hoboreclaimer]

go break some crates and find a red one loged in a elevator thing

 

[ygetoff]

Paint most of it red but paint the curved end silver.

Then use it to break stuff until you can get your hands on a gravity gun.

 

[ElephantGuts]

Throw it in the garbage and buy a gun. You will thank me.

 

[xXGeckoXx]

Use it on wooden crates...who knows what you may find...shotgun ammo and mysterious medikits maybe?

 

[Lord George]

Good for smashing just about anything, cars, TV's, People, go get smashy smashy.

 

[Christemo]

find a gamespot employee, then hit him in the face with it. thats legal.

destroy anything u dont want to have anymore with it.

 

[electric_warrior]

you know i got a crowbar
way over town
its good to me
it gives me money when I'm in need
Yes its a kind of friend in deed
I got a crowbar
Way over town
its good to me

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

What should you do?

You should cower in fear of my FUBAR.

 

[AkJay]

Rub it on your balls

Oh, Bravo good sir!

 

[Simalacrum]

paint it orange, fool!

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

Um... Why are you asking what to do with a crowbar on a gaming website? Actually, fuck it, don't even answer me

 

[mrpenguinismyhomeboy]

you could fight the combine.

 

[Biek]

What are crowbars actually used for?
Opening tombs?
I usually use a screw driver.

Their basically for forcing doors, crates and skulls open. You can remove nails with them too if they have a wedge in the top.

 

[GruntOwner]

Get a minature crossbow, lod it with tranquilizer darts and become a mercenary. Wear black combat fatigue trousers and a black sweater with a black beanie. Speak with a french accent. Anyone care to guess the NON-HL2 game reference?