I got a crowbar

[TheHorizon]

Fight headcrabs.

 

[deletemeplease107]

haha i took my crowbar to a box full of sodas.
i just wanted to make holes in the box... not fil it with soda...
that was a mess..

 

[Oopsie]

Break stuff. A door preferably.

 

[MarsProbe]

Get a minature crossbow, lod it with tranquilizer darts and become a mercenary. Wear black combat fatigue trousers and a black sweater with a black beanie. Speak with a french accent. Anyone care to guess the NON-HL2 game reference?

...Deus Ex?

I don't know if there were any characters in DX that matched that description...the main character isn't French anyway.

 

[Calobi]

What should you do?

You should cower in fear of my FUBAR.

I need one of those now. Besides the Internet, where can one purchase one?

 

[spuddyt]

You can also use it to keep headcrabs cats away.

Fixed

 

[Sindre1]

Paint it red. You know why.

 

[zacaron]

buy a kitten and balance it on the crowbar...random yes but that was actualy the first thing that came to mind

 

[Russian_Assassin]

You can also use it to keep headcrabs cats away.

Fixed

But...I...love cats :'(
Stop making me sound evil!

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Butscratcher!

 

[0p3rati0n]

put in a box with glass and a hammer and have a sign say "only for headcrab emergency!"

 

[Naeo]

Bring down the farming industry by destroying their-

Actually, that's so bad I won't say it.

 

[Trivun]

Here's an idea. Combine it somehow with a Gravity Gun and a Portal Gun and unleash a world of havoc with the new Uber-Gun! (name copyright to Trivun, losers ) As for getting your hands on two non-existent guns, I have no idea how to pull that off. Good luck

 

[Levziemuch]

You can buy alot of cool tools at a places called hardware stores...now this won't be the standard computer hardware store =P.

 

[whaleswiththumbs]

Spell your name by punching holes in walls.

I like that idea more than the generic HL jokes and "Break shit" comments.

What should you do?

You should cower in fear of my FUBAR.

Oddly enough Stanley made myghgc crowbar

Take out your front door the manly way! You'd have to buy a sledgehammer first, though.

I've only used one of the crowbars around my house to turn a wooden cabinet into firewood, not much else you can do with it.

I have a sledgehammer around here somehwre, but it's not manly enough for me, it's 5lbs and has a foot long handle. Need something bigger.

 

[Kogarian]

Huh. I have two like that. I keep them in my car; "just in case". And a claw hammer in the glove box, too. You could do that with yours... or smash stuff? I mean, what else are they for?

They are used to overthrow the combine overlords and pulling headcrabs off of people.

Pfft, I never played more than half an hour of Half Life 2, and absolutely none of the others. Cos' it stunk.

I think my use is much more fun, anyway.

Your idea would at least raise your strength and endurance level by +1.

Plus, in reality, you can get 10 xp points for smashing shit with a crowbar (15 if it's a chipmunk or kid).

 

[Stegofreak]

Use it for EVERTHING! There's nothing that wouldn't be better with a crowbar involved...nothing!