I got Ebola, what do I do? D:

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PsychicTaco115

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I got Ebola and I dunno what to do. Am I gonna die? ;_;

I knew I shouldn't have trusted that nice nurse but mah dick has a mind of it's own sometimes, I swear >.>

OT: I'm running out of time, what do you people think is the best course of action now?


No, I don't actually have ebola but #TakeBackEscapistForums
 

Lucem712

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Definitely get on a plane and touch people with your filthy infected hands.

No one blames you, man. Nurses are irresistible. Especially when they are carrying infectious diseases.

This is joke, please do not panic. Remove your tinfoil hat.
 

PsychicTaco115

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Too late. It already made the front page of Huffpost.
Does this mean I get interviewed?

I mean, I'm fine doing it in one of those bubble thingies
 

geK0

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Step 1: Go to buffet
Step 2: Cough uncontrollably all over every food item
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit
 

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PsychicTaco115 said:
BadNewDingus said:
Too late. It already made the front page of Huffpost.
Does this mean I get interviewed?

I mean, I'm fine doing it in one of those bubble thingies
I think it's a must now that it can be transmitted through the internet.
 

Lucem712

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PsychicTaco115 said:
BadNewDingus said:
Too late. It already made the front page of Huffpost.
Does this mean I get interviewed?

I mean, I'm fine doing it in one of those bubble thingies
Oh, Taco. If you are on the front page of HuffPost, you're doomed.

#SaveTheTaco #HeGotDemEbolas
 

Thaluikhain

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Go to hospital.

I was reading something Melissa McEwan said, about how the US has a thing for persuading people not to go to hospitals because it's too expensive, which'd be a real problem if an outbreak occurred.

Of course, due to issues with funding, the care at the hospitals may or may not be that great anyway, but still.
 

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you have to kill the source, interrogate that nurse and work your way back.

only way man, I thought that was common knowledge.
 

PsychicTaco115

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BadNewDingus said:
I think it's a must now that it can be transmitted through the internet.
Yay, I can spread my story of how I feel about this whole predicament
Lucem712 said:
Oh, Taco. If you are on the front page of HuffPost, you're doomed.

#SaveTheTaco #HeGotDemEbolas
At least it's not on Kotaku or Polygon

If it makes it there, I'm pissing on their vidya game consoles
 

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Longing said:
you have to kill the source, interrogate that nurse and work your way back.

only way man, I thought that was common knowledge.
I think Liam Neeson is the man for this job.
 

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How did you get the ebola?
I tried this method and I didn't catch the ebola. D:

 

Lucem712

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PsychicTaco115 said:
BadNewDingus said:
I think it's a must now that it can be transmitted through the internet.
Yay, I can spread my story of how I feel about this whole predicament
Wait, wait. WAIT. The ebolas spreads through the spidey-webs of the internet? Jesus. Oh, god. I feel a cough coming on. I knew no good would come of reading all those ebola stories on the googles.
 

BreakfastMan

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Smoke some bathsalts. You will become a super zombie and start the zombie apocalypse. :O
 

CrystalViolet

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What the fuck is with people going on about Ebola? What the fuck is with it? I don't get it. WHO THE FUCK IS EBOLA and why isn't she allowed into my country? I think it's because you're all racist assholes.
 

BloatedGuppy

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Valar Ebolis.

Who will be in charge of non-sequitur threads now? I nominate Fappy. No one takes him seriously anyway.
 

geK0

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Did you know, that in order to donate blood in Ontario, you must fill out a questionnaire which includes the question "Have you ever had sexual intercourse with a non-human primate"? Is this how you contracted Ebola Taco?
 

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I know this is a distraction thread, but i've just got to say:
I think this ebola scare will probably be the single largest factor for a massive increase in biomedical funding, and I'm okay with that.

You may return to your regularly scheduled snark.