Nice wall of text there.
*thoughts as I read post*
Insulting Halo's story? How original. Yea, your gonna fit right in, here...
something about final fantasy? Couldn't care less...
Yea, character designs (Especially for women) are stupid, but this doesn't appear to be anything new.
I disagree with Graphics being irrelevant, as glitches in graphics/bugs can kill a game for me, as can poor character design.
As for story, not every game NEEDS a story, dammit. Super Mario Bros? Save the Princess. Legend of Zelda? Save the Princess, etc, etc.
You seem to play games for the story, and that's it. Well, I would recommend picking up a few books, or maybe a few movies. Games have always been about having fun, first and foremost, and I sure as hell hope that never changes. Can a game have a good story and still be fun? Hell yea, Red Dead Redemption and Mass Effect 2 both achieve this, and they both came out this year. They also both have amazing graphics.
Go figure, games with good stories, gameplay AND graphics!?! IMPOSSIBLE!
sorry if I seem a bit "trolly" with this post, but believe me, here on The Escapist, you actually ARE the typical gamer, and no offense intended, but talking with "your type" gets aggravating.