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Xpwn3ntial

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I had a dream last night where the moon was so close to the Earth it was within reach of my hand. I reach out to touch it, and someone hits me with a shovel.
 

Blemontea

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I had a dream that i was drafted into the Afghanistan war... it seemed so real... up to the point we got to the base which was actually a Hilton and i found a cat sleeping next to a family of sleeping mice and i wandered around looking for an exterminator... so real then a complete 180 were i find an exterminator which is something i wouldnt do already.
 

Death on Trapezoids

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I'm under the impression that I have very awesome dreams, but then I forget them 15 minutes after I wake up.
I mean, they must be so awesome that I cannot both remember them and retain my sanity, right?

But in all seriousness, I wish I could remember my dreams. My only memorable one is falling down a hole that for some reason had pine trees growing on the inside, which I would occasionally hit.
 

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Genesis_Man said:
hahaha, squidward is now chopped calamari
and disposing of him will be easy, because Spongebob works in a fast food joint. Wonder how they like their sushi.
 

Chris Sandford

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Zachary Amaranth said:
Genesis_Man said:
hahaha, squidward is now chopped calamari
and disposing of him will be easy, because Spongebob works in a fast food joint. Wonder how they like their sushi.
Mmm...squiddy patties?
i bet krabs will charge extra for it...
(i know way to much about that stupid ass show...)
 

octafish

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Unless you have a dream where your children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character, then I'm not really interested in other people's dreams.
 

Nostalgia Ripoff

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One time I had a magical dream where the Dragon Ball characters were in my house. Two seconds later, I was running from my brother because he was killing me and my family. I was hiding under my parent's bed as he shot my Dad. He eventually got me and it literally felt like I died. I had couldn't go back to sleep after that. (I think I should also note that I was 5 at the time.)
 

Dango

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I had a dream where my friend was beheaded by Al Qaeda... not fun times.
 

Chris Sandford

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Xpwn3ntial said:
I had a dream last night where the moon was so close to the Earth it was within reach of my hand. I reach out to touch it, and someone hits me with a shovel.
did you learn your lesson?
you dont touch the moon. ever.
Thats why the moon landings were staged... o_O
 

Railgun88

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I had a dream in extreme detail of me being at work with friends and family sheltered there from a zombie apocalypse. Somehow we were still receiving supplies and such. And at one point in the dream one of my friends had gave me something and I was trippin balls. But it seemed like it actually happened. When I went to work the next morning (yesterday), I felt like it was actually happening. It really fucked with me, almost to the point where I thought I was gonna have a mental breakdown.
 

CarpathianMuffin

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For awhile, my girlfriend was in all of my dreams.

The weirdest one would have to be one where I was playing hide and seek with some friends in an abandoned house. Out of nowhere, this guy busts in and takes everyone hostage. I was the last one that he found, and he shoved me against the wall next to everyone else, who had their hands nailed to the wall and their throats slit.
He nailed in two of my fingers before I woke up.
 

deonte9109

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I was walking around some weird town and someone handed me a postcard that said Ken Dahl Jack. Then the next the thing I knew I
 

Chris Sandford

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I had this one dream, My city was burning and getting destroyed by some invading army, and there were looters and everything. So I met this woman i know (dont know her outside of the dream) and we tried to escape the city. After awhile I kick in a door and end up getting into a fight, i get stabbed and she gets raped. and we both die.

I had this dream every night for about six months...it drove me freaking crazy.
 

SeriousSquirrel

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Nothing recently. Well, haven't been remembering them lately. Wish I could, a good dream every now and then is always good.
 

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Genesis_Man said:
I can normally do that with no problem...but i keep seeing spongebob running at me doing his freaking laugh with a chainsaw. It was like the chainsaw people out of RE4/5 and only spongy, yellow and gay.
Clearly you have a desire to fuck brightly colored sea creatures. Oh what was that? Most of Freud's theories have been discredited? But it makes so much sense!