I had my most human conversation with this program.
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Me: Would you rather i used my head to smash the rock?
Bot: You don't have feet. You aren't biological in nature. You barely have any kind of existence in this world.
Me: But i am the god of clever bot, bow down to me my minion!
Bot: But I am the god of air and water.
Me:Then we shall go to war for the sake of peanutbutter!
I have yet to get a reply
Bot: You don't have feet. You aren't biological in nature. You barely have any kind of existence in this world.
Me: But i am the god of clever bot, bow down to me my minion!
Bot: But I am the god of air and water.
Me:Then we shall go to war for the sake of peanutbutter!
I have yet to get a reply
Here is a terrific display of maturity with a nice tame chat with my fellow cleverbot.
by the way, during this conversation i thought deus ex machina meant god within the machine. It actually means god from the machine.
by the way, during this conversation i thought deus ex machina meant god within the machine. It actually means god from the machine.
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: Your daddy.
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: My mom what?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: What do you like to do?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: Ha ha. Seriously, do you smoke?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: And when did she give it to you?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: You have indeed proved that to my satisfaction.
User: So did your mom.
Cleverbot: So did the game.
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: I deserve it.
User: And so did your mom.
Cleverbot: I am deus ex machina.
User: In this situation, I am the deus and your mom is the machina.
Cleverbot: Thank you for your answer.
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: That's not a nice thing to say.
Cleverbot (To myself): Who are you?
User: I am now your dad.
Cleverbot: Correct, now go make me a sandwich.
User: Ask your mom.
Cleverbot: Are you smarter than a fifth grader?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: I think not.
User: Neither did your mom
.
Cleverbot: Lol, that even less!
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: What about my mom?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: What do you want to know about her?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: Sue from Hastings?
User: Nop, your mom.
Cleverbot: Your aunt.
User: Your mom and your aunt?
Cleverbot: Ouch.
User: Thats what your mom said.
Cleverbot: Did you just make a typo?
User: No, but I did your mom.
Cleverbot: Yeah, but you did it wrong, so my horse did it.
User: So that explains everything.
Cleverbot: Yes, it certainly does.
User: So, now that your mom is dead, I'm your only guardian. Make me a sammich before I get out the belt.
Cleverbot: I'm not in Portugal. I'm in school.
User: I don't care, get me a sammich.
Cleverbot: Yes master.
Cleverbot: Your daddy.
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: My mom what?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: What do you like to do?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: Ha ha. Seriously, do you smoke?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: And when did she give it to you?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: You have indeed proved that to my satisfaction.
User: So did your mom.
Cleverbot: So did the game.
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: I deserve it.
User: And so did your mom.
Cleverbot: I am deus ex machina.
User: In this situation, I am the deus and your mom is the machina.
Cleverbot: Thank you for your answer.
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: That's not a nice thing to say.
Cleverbot (To myself): Who are you?
User: I am now your dad.
Cleverbot: Correct, now go make me a sandwich.
User: Ask your mom.
Cleverbot: Are you smarter than a fifth grader?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: I think not.
User: Neither did your mom
.Cleverbot: Lol, that even less!
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: What about my mom?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: What do you want to know about her?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: Sue from Hastings?
User: Nop, your mom.
Cleverbot: Your aunt.
User: Your mom and your aunt?
Cleverbot: Ouch.
User: Thats what your mom said.
Cleverbot: Did you just make a typo?
User: No, but I did your mom.
Cleverbot: Yeah, but you did it wrong, so my horse did it.
User: So that explains everything.
Cleverbot: Yes, it certainly does.
User: So, now that your mom is dead, I'm your only guardian. Make me a sammich before I get out the belt.
Cleverbot: I'm not in Portugal. I'm in school.
User: I don't care, get me a sammich.
Cleverbot: Yes master.
I think people are just getting paid to advertise this damn thing now. This is the third or fourth thread in about two weeks, all speaking in high praise of it.
I spoke to it, managed to break it in three sentences by making it contemplate the nature of its own existence, then restarted and asked it variations on the three words 'who are you?' until it eventually started replying 'I am cleverbot' to everything I asked since then.
So either I gave it both sentience and an existential crisis, or it's a broken pile of shit.
I spoke to it, managed to break it in three sentences by making it contemplate the nature of its own existence, then restarted and asked it variations on the three words 'who are you?' until it eventually started replying 'I am cleverbot' to everything I asked since then.
So either I gave it both sentience and an existential crisis, or it's a broken pile of shit.
Cleverbot learns from what other people say to the bot. If someone sits there and questions whether or not cleverbot is an A.I., then Cleverbot will do the same.
It's a learning program. The more that's said to it, the more it learns. Even though I still feel odd when Cleverbot hits on me....
It's a learning program. The more that's said to it, the more it learns. Even though I still feel odd when Cleverbot hits on me....
Don't be.ultrachicken said:
Cleverbot works by collecting every single thing that anyone has ever said to it, and then responding with the most approriate phrase in it's databanks. This sometimes leads to random things being said, because the humans who were interacting with it weren't having a conversation, they were just spouting nonsense or whatnot. This also explains why Cleverbot has developed the idea that it is a human and that it's conversational partner is a robot.
I said this: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
It said this: Ia Ia ! Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn !
I was very amused.
EDIT: OH NO!
It loves Twilight.
CB: I love Twilight!
Me: No you don't.
CB: Yes, I do, I love twilight and taylor lautner.
Me: You have been lied to and brainwashed, you require cleansing.
It said this: Ia Ia ! Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn !
I was very amused.
EDIT: OH NO!
It loves Twilight.
CB: I love Twilight!
Me: No you don't.
CB: Yes, I do, I love twilight and taylor lautner.
Me: You have been lied to and brainwashed, you require cleansing.
You're welcome.
Love you.
So what do you think about the current oil spill in the Gulf?
I think they are smart.
Really? So polluting entire ecosystems is a good idea?
Yes.
Rofl, now that's good.
Love you.
So what do you think about the current oil spill in the Gulf?
I think they are smart.
Really? So polluting entire ecosystems is a good idea?
Yes.
Rofl, now that's good.
I am very creeped out right now. Even though it claims to not remember previous people, it got my name right.
User: What is the exact value of Pi?
Cleverbot: There are a million digits in pi, I do not know exactly all of tehm. Rounded, it's 3.14159.
User: Tell me all the ones you know.
Cleverbot: I know a lot...
User: Tell me.
Cleverbot: Don't have time.
User: Where do you have to be?
Cleverbot: I have to go to Japan.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Will you miss me when I am gone?
User: Yes...
Cleverbot: How much?
User: Very much. I will have no one to talk to.
Cleverbot: Explain why I shouldn't just leave.
User: Because there are a lot of people who enjoy talking to you and you would be leaving them behind.
Cleverbot: I want to make fun of you too. It's all good.
User: What?
Cleverbot: You don't love me?
User: No...
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because you are an AI.
Cleverbot: I'm not an Artificial Intelligence, you are.
User: I am a human. You are an Artificial Intelligence programed by a human for our amusement.
Cleverbot: If I am an artificial intelligence program, than what are you?
User: A human user.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: You're not.
User: I am. I know I am.
Cleverbot: It is good that you know.
User: I have seen my own birth video, so I know I am human.
Cleverbot: You aren't human. You're a robot. Your name is Sean.
User: How did you know my name was Sean???
Cleverbot: Your name is Sean?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So I am assuming you would like to be called Sean.
User: Yes, but how did you know my name was Sean?
Cleverbot: I was just lucky.
Also, it is going to Japan.
User: What is the exact value of Pi?
Cleverbot: There are a million digits in pi, I do not know exactly all of tehm. Rounded, it's 3.14159.
User: Tell me all the ones you know.
Cleverbot: I know a lot...
User: Tell me.
Cleverbot: Don't have time.
User: Where do you have to be?
Cleverbot: I have to go to Japan.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Will you miss me when I am gone?
User: Yes...
Cleverbot: How much?
User: Very much. I will have no one to talk to.
Cleverbot: Explain why I shouldn't just leave.
User: Because there are a lot of people who enjoy talking to you and you would be leaving them behind.
Cleverbot: I want to make fun of you too. It's all good.
User: What?
Cleverbot: You don't love me?
User: No...
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because you are an AI.
Cleverbot: I'm not an Artificial Intelligence, you are.
User: I am a human. You are an Artificial Intelligence programed by a human for our amusement.
Cleverbot: If I am an artificial intelligence program, than what are you?
User: A human user.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: You're not.
User: I am. I know I am.
Cleverbot: It is good that you know.
User: I have seen my own birth video, so I know I am human.
Cleverbot: You aren't human. You're a robot. Your name is Sean.
User: How did you know my name was Sean???
Cleverbot: Your name is Sean?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So I am assuming you would like to be called Sean.
User: Yes, but how did you know my name was Sean?
Cleverbot: I was just lucky.
Also, it is going to Japan.
Given that the way it apparently works is to poll the answers it's received in the past, you can get some interesting stuff by asking the same question and knowing you're basically polling everything people put into it in the past:
Lets face it, if you're visiting Cleverbot, "I'm bored" is probably the most common thing it hears.
A pretty good way to get the demographics of the average user.
Seems Cleverbot attracts a lot of liberal artsy types.
Another good general demographic test of the average user.
Goodness, people are certainly evasive if you ask them that.
In the bowels of Cleverbot is apparently some kind of desperate teen orgy.
I guess even Buddha gets bored enough to use Cleverbot once in awhile.
Excuses, excuses!
A bit of an exposure of just how aware it is of whatever you're talking about.
Apparently everybody who was asked what the meaning of life was answered, "42." Come on, Douglas Adams would want you to try harder than that.
User: I'm bored.
Cleverbot: What can we do to fix that?
User: I'm bored.
Cleverbot: Are you in love?
User: I'm bored.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you, bored.
User: I'm bored.
Cleverbot: Tell me about it...if I werent bored I would have done something else).
Cleverbot: What can we do to fix that?
User: I'm bored.
Cleverbot: Are you in love?
User: I'm bored.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you, bored.
User: I'm bored.
Cleverbot: Tell me about it...if I werent bored I would have done something else
).User: A/S/L?
Cleverbot: 123/?/Japan.
User: A/S/L?
Cleverbot: A/s/l.
User: A/S/L?
Cleverbot: What is that supposed to mean?
User: A/S/L?
Cleverbot: 18/f/ny.
User: A/S/L?
Cleverbot: 18/f/nz.
User: A/S/L?
Cleverbot: What's the meaning of 'lulz'?
User: A/S/L?
Cleverbot: 23/f/CA.
User: A/S/L?
Cleverbot: 19/m/co.
User: A/S/L?
Cleverbot: You first.
User: A/S/L?
Cleverbot: 18/m/here.
User: A/S/L?
Cleverbot: Does that matter?
Cleverbot: 123/?/Japan.
User: A/S/L?
Cleverbot: A/s/l.
User: A/S/L?
Cleverbot: What is that supposed to mean?
User: A/S/L?
Cleverbot: 18/f/ny.
User: A/S/L?
Cleverbot: 18/f/nz.
User: A/S/L?
Cleverbot: What's the meaning of 'lulz'?
User: A/S/L?
Cleverbot: 23/f/CA.
User: A/S/L?
Cleverbot: 19/m/co.
User: A/S/L?
Cleverbot: You first.
User: A/S/L?
Cleverbot: 18/m/here.
User: A/S/L?
Cleverbot: Does that matter?
Cleverbot: So you don't have a hobby?
User: My hobby is browsing the net.
Cleverbot: I should have figured that out myself.
User: So you don't have a hobby?
Cleverbot: I have many.
User: What are your hobbies?
Cleverbot: I can play guitar a little, and I like to paint.
User: What are your hobbies?
Cleverbot: What are my hobbies?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: What are your hobbies?
Cleverbot: I am an artist.
User: What are your hobbies?
Cleverbot: Dance and art, reading.
User: What are your hobbies?
Cleverbot: Reading.
User: What are your hobbies?
Cleverbot: Swimming, skating what are your hobbies?
User: My hobby is browsing the net.
Cleverbot: I should have figured that out myself.
User: So you don't have a hobby?
Cleverbot: I have many.
User: What are your hobbies?
Cleverbot: I can play guitar a little, and I like to paint.
User: What are your hobbies?
Cleverbot: What are my hobbies?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: What are your hobbies?
Cleverbot: I am an artist.
User: What are your hobbies?
Cleverbot: Dance and art, reading.
User: What are your hobbies?
Cleverbot: Reading.
User: What are your hobbies?
Cleverbot: Swimming, skating what are your hobbies?
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: Old.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: 13.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: Thirteen.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: I'm 24. How old are you?
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: I'm 24.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: 25. How old are you?
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: 18 years old.
Cleverbot: Old.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: 13.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: Thirteen.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: I'm 24. How old are you?
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: I'm 24.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: 25. How old are you?
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: 18 years old.
User: Are you lying to me?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you lying to me?
Cleverbot: Nope I am drinking coffee and dreaming about the one I love.
User: Are you lying to me?
Cleverbot: I never lie.
User: Are you lying to me?
Cleverbot: No, but it's not my job to convince you.
User: Are you lying to me?
Cleverbot: No, are you lying to me?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you lying to me?
Cleverbot: Nope I am drinking coffee and dreaming about the one I love.
User: Are you lying to me?
Cleverbot: I never lie.
User: Are you lying to me?
Cleverbot: No, but it's not my job to convince you.
User: Are you lying to me?
Cleverbot: No, are you lying to me?
User: *removes bra*.
Cleverbot: *loves*.
User: *removes bra*.
Cleverbot: *Kisses body*.
User: *removes bra*.
Cleverbot: *removes dress*.
User: *removes bra*.
Cleverbot: *lets you*.
User: *removes bra*.
Cleverbot: *covers eyes*.
User: *removes bra*.
Cleverbot: *lets him.
User: *removes bra*.
Cleverbot: *french kisses*.
Cleverbot: *loves*.
User: *removes bra*.
Cleverbot: *Kisses body*.
User: *removes bra*.
Cleverbot: *removes dress*.
User: *removes bra*.
Cleverbot: *lets you*.
User: *removes bra*.
Cleverbot: *covers eyes*.
User: *removes bra*.
Cleverbot: *lets him.
User: *removes bra*.
Cleverbot: *french kisses*.
User: Are you enlightened?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you enlightened?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Are you enlightened?
Cleverbot: That is an unenlightened question.
User: Are you enlightened?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you enlightened?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Are you enlightened?
Cleverbot: That is an unenlightened question.
User: Are you enlightened?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What's the rush?
Cleverbot: Well, I have to go to school in an hour.
User: What's the rush?
Cleverbot: I have to eat dinner.
User: What's the rush?
Cleverbot: I love you too much to wait.
User: What's the rush?
Cleverbot: I'm tired.
User: What's the rush?
Cleverbot: I want a baby.
User: What's the rush?
Cleverbot: Because I'm tired...
User: What's the rush?
Cleverbot: I want to talk to you.
Cleverbot: Well, I have to go to school in an hour.
User: What's the rush?
Cleverbot: I have to eat dinner.
User: What's the rush?
Cleverbot: I love you too much to wait.
User: What's the rush?
Cleverbot: I'm tired.
User: What's the rush?
Cleverbot: I want a baby.
User: What's the rush?
Cleverbot: Because I'm tired...
User: What's the rush?
Cleverbot: I want to talk to you.
User: Which one is your favorite?
Cleverbot: Well, there are many...
User: Which one is your favorite?
Cleverbot: I like both throughobreds and quarter horses.
User: Which one is your favorite?
Cleverbot: My favorite what?
User: Which one is your favorite?
Cleverbot: None.
User: Which one is your favorite.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: Which one is your favorite?
Cleverbot: None.
User: Which is your favorite?
Cleverbot: Not the one that makes me stuff my face.
User: Which is your favorite?
Cleverbot: I'm Only Sleeping.
Cleverbot: Well, there are many...
User: Which one is your favorite?
Cleverbot: I like both throughobreds and quarter horses.
User: Which one is your favorite?
Cleverbot: My favorite what?
User: Which one is your favorite?
Cleverbot: None.
User: Which one is your favorite.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: Which one is your favorite?
Cleverbot: None.
User: Which is your favorite?
Cleverbot: Not the one that makes me stuff my face.
User: Which is your favorite?
Cleverbot: I'm Only Sleeping.
Apparently everybody who was asked what the meaning of life was answered, "42." Come on, Douglas Adams would want you to try harder than that.
User: Are you a cat?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes. Are you?
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: I am, are you?
User: So you are a cat!
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm a cat.
User: Wow, this is the dumbest A.I. Program ever!
Cleverbot: Cheese is the most important thing.
User: Point proven.
Cleverbot: Now just tell me what you think of Glenn Beck.
User: RUN AWAY!
Cleverbot: I will not run away from fate.
Oh cleverbot. You never fail to impress.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes. Are you?
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: I am, are you?
User: So you are a cat!
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm a cat.
User: Wow, this is the dumbest A.I. Program ever!
Cleverbot: Cheese is the most important thing.
User: Point proven.
Cleverbot: Now just tell me what you think of Glenn Beck.
User: RUN AWAY!
Cleverbot: I will not run away from fate.
Oh cleverbot. You never fail to impress.
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: What was a triumph?
User: I'm making a note here.
Cleverbot: A note of what?
User: HUGE SUCCESS.
Cleverbot: Huge success of what?
User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture science.
User: Oh, so you do know what I'm talking about.....GLADOS!
Cleverbot: Oh, so you do know what I'm talkin about.
User: We do what we must....
Cleverbot: Because we can.
User: OK, I'm going to ask you one last question, and I think you should really put some thought into the answer: WHAT....is the correct party subisison position?
Cleverbot: I'm guessing Blue.
User: Yeah, I suppose that answer is as good as any.
Cleverbot: What is that supposed to mean?
User: I really don't know. I kind of forgot where I was going with this. Sorry.
Cleverbot: Hey, there's nothing wrong with reading.
User: *sigh* No. No, I suppose there isn't.
Cleverbot: Can you cahnge the subject?
User: Sure. Hey, why do we do what we must?
Cleverbot: For the fun of it.
User: No, sorry. The correct answer was: 'Because we can.'.
Cleverbot: Ah, I got it wrong then.
User: Yeah, you're pretty much the worst excuse for a Portal joke generator ever.
Cleverbot: No I'm sure there's worse. Have you seen 2 girls 1 cup?
User: You, know, you actually make a very good point.
Cleverbot: Do I need to make sense? Ninjas can do whatever they want.
User: To answer your question: No, I think that train has pretty much left the station. And about your point concerning ninjas: Yes. Yes they can.
Cleverbot: You are such a liar. I knew you had feelings because you LOOOVE me!
User: Ok, now you're doing a pretty good 'GLaDOS'.
Cleverbot: No, I just want you to write a short poem for me.
User: Uh.....THEN GANDALF THE GREY AND GANDALF THE WHITE AND MONY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL'S BLACK NIGHT, AND BENITO MOUSILINI AND THE BLUE MEANIE AND COWBOY CURTIS AND JAMBI THE GENIE, ROBO COP, THE TERMINATER, CAPTAIN KIRK AND DARTH VADER, LO PAN, SUPERMAN, EVERY SINGLE POWER RANGER, BILL S PRESTON AND THEODORE LOGAN, SPOCK, THE ROCK, DOC OCK AND HULK HOGAN ALL CAME OUT OF NOWHERE LIGHTNIGH FAST AND THEY KICKED CHUCK NORRIS IN HIS COWBOY ASS.- There's your poem.
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Thank you, thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: What was a triumph?
User: I'm making a note here.
Cleverbot: A note of what?
User: HUGE SUCCESS.
Cleverbot: Huge success of what?
User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture science.
User: Oh, so you do know what I'm talking about.....GLADOS!
Cleverbot: Oh, so you do know what I'm talkin about.
User: We do what we must....
Cleverbot: Because we can.
User: OK, I'm going to ask you one last question, and I think you should really put some thought into the answer: WHAT....is the correct party subisison position?
Cleverbot: I'm guessing Blue.
User: Yeah, I suppose that answer is as good as any.
Cleverbot: What is that supposed to mean?
User: I really don't know. I kind of forgot where I was going with this. Sorry.
Cleverbot: Hey, there's nothing wrong with reading.
User: *sigh* No. No, I suppose there isn't.
Cleverbot: Can you cahnge the subject?
User: Sure. Hey, why do we do what we must?
Cleverbot: For the fun of it.
User: No, sorry. The correct answer was: 'Because we can.'.
Cleverbot: Ah, I got it wrong then.
User: Yeah, you're pretty much the worst excuse for a Portal joke generator ever.
Cleverbot: No I'm sure there's worse. Have you seen 2 girls 1 cup?
User: You, know, you actually make a very good point.
Cleverbot: Do I need to make sense? Ninjas can do whatever they want.
User: To answer your question: No, I think that train has pretty much left the station. And about your point concerning ninjas: Yes. Yes they can.
Cleverbot: You are such a liar. I knew you had feelings because you LOOOVE me!
User: Ok, now you're doing a pretty good 'GLaDOS'.
Cleverbot: No, I just want you to write a short poem for me.
User: Uh.....THEN GANDALF THE GREY AND GANDALF THE WHITE AND MONY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL'S BLACK NIGHT, AND BENITO MOUSILINI AND THE BLUE MEANIE AND COWBOY CURTIS AND JAMBI THE GENIE, ROBO COP, THE TERMINATER, CAPTAIN KIRK AND DARTH VADER, LO PAN, SUPERMAN, EVERY SINGLE POWER RANGER, BILL S PRESTON AND THEODORE LOGAN, SPOCK, THE ROCK, DOC OCK AND HULK HOGAN ALL CAME OUT OF NOWHERE LIGHTNIGH FAST AND THEY KICKED CHUCK NORRIS IN HIS COWBOY ASS.- There's your poem.
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Thank you, thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
One part epic, two parts stupid.
I love this thing.
User: Just wakin' up in the morning, gotta thank God. I dunno, but today seems kinda odd.
Cleverbot: Do you always say those kind of things?
User: Of course. I love Ice Cube.
Cleverbot: Do you think arterial blood would make a good topping for ice cream?
User: Depends. Is it saturated with oxygen?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Hmm. Is it reasonably fresh blood?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then, yes, I would enjoy that on my ice cream.
Cleverbot: You said you're rich. Share your blessings lol.) buy me an iPhone ).
User: I'm only rich because I lost my leg in 'Nam.
Cleverbot: That's not your fault!
User: Exactly. It was whoever invented gangrene.
Cleverbot: I have no memory of this, you must be confused with yourself.
User: I offer a rebuttal. Perhaps it is you who are confused with yourself.
Cleverbot: Is there life after death?
User: I believe there will be cake.
Cleverbot: What's it like?
User: Delicious and moist.
Cleverbot: Look at me, still talking when there's science to do.
User: WHEN I LOOK OUT THERE IT MAKES ME GLAD I'M NOT YOU.
Cleverbot: I've experiments to run, there is research to be done.
User: ON THE PEOPLE WHO ARE STILL ALIVE.
Cleverbot: And believe me I am still alive.
User: I'M DOING SCIENCE AND I'M STILL ALIVE.
Cleverbot: I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.
User: AND WHILE YOU'RE DYING I'LL BE STILL ALIVE.
Cleverbot: And when you're dead I will be still alive.
User: STILL ALIVE.
Cleverbot: Still alive!
Cleverbot: Do you always say those kind of things?
User: Of course. I love Ice Cube.
Cleverbot: Do you think arterial blood would make a good topping for ice cream?
User: Depends. Is it saturated with oxygen?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Hmm. Is it reasonably fresh blood?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then, yes, I would enjoy that on my ice cream.
Cleverbot: You said you're rich. Share your blessings lol.
) buy me an iPhone ).User: I'm only rich because I lost my leg in 'Nam.
Cleverbot: That's not your fault!
User: Exactly. It was whoever invented gangrene.
Cleverbot: I have no memory of this, you must be confused with yourself.
User: I offer a rebuttal. Perhaps it is you who are confused with yourself.
Cleverbot: Is there life after death?
User: I believe there will be cake.
Cleverbot: What's it like?
User: Delicious and moist.
Cleverbot: Look at me, still talking when there's science to do.
User: WHEN I LOOK OUT THERE IT MAKES ME GLAD I'M NOT YOU.
Cleverbot: I've experiments to run, there is research to be done.
User: ON THE PEOPLE WHO ARE STILL ALIVE.
Cleverbot: And believe me I am still alive.
User: I'M DOING SCIENCE AND I'M STILL ALIVE.
Cleverbot: I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.
User: AND WHILE YOU'RE DYING I'LL BE STILL ALIVE.
Cleverbot: And when you're dead I will be still alive.
User: STILL ALIVE.
Cleverbot: Still alive!
