I had my most human conversation with this program.

[RebelRising]

Oh, this one? It's literally the most broken "AI" program I've ever talked to. It's extremely easy to utterly break it and cause it to start talking in non-sequiturs. I had actually forgotten the name, because I wanted to have some fun talking to it, so thanks for reminding me.

EDIT: Here's an example of how hilariously bad a conversation with this thing can become in just a few short seconds.

Spoiler: Transcript

Cleverbot: Are you a human?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a bot?

User: No, I already told you I'm a human.

Cleverbot: Oh, I'm a girl too.

User: I never said I was a girl.

Cleverbot: Then you're a boy?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a handsome boy?

User: I think so.

Cleverbot: *smiles*.

User: What caused you to smile?

Cleverbot: I never had anything to change my mind about.

User: What does your previous statement mean, in the context of our conversation?

Cleverbot: I repeat: it's evening here.

You can say that again. No matter what, these things eventually detach themselves from any semblance of contextual eality.

Spoiler: Case in point:

Me: What are you doing tonight?

Cleverbot: Nothing much. What are you doing tonight?

Me: Finishing up a review of a movie.

Cleverbot: What's that?

Me: The Road to El Dorado

Cleverbot: You've been turned into a llama?

Me: No. How did you even come to that conclusion?

Cleverbot: I am smart.

Me: I respectfully disagree.

Cleverbot: *silence*

 

[Chrinik]

God, this thing again...I thought people have gotten it already.
This program connects you to random people like you to chat for like 2 minutes or less, then change the conversation partner to someone else without telling you...thus creating pretty harsch drifts of conversational matter.
It is actually fun to spend an entire day spaming "MY DICK IS THE SIZE OF UR-ANUS!" and then scuffle around in threads like these to find the "random outburst of immaturity from this AI"...

 

[open trap]

It told me it was Skynet and i was an inferrior procesing unit.

 

[GeneralFungi]

User: I am a computer of flesh and bone, tainted by modern day society.
CleverBot: No, I am a human. What does it feel like to be a computer?
User: It's very damp.
CleverBotot: That's too bad. I like it when it is sunny.
User: I know, but quite frankly, no light ever makes contact with my hardrive.
CleverBot: I am not your mate, please address me in a proper manner.

While CleverBot is very unpredictable, I like that about him/her.
It's a riot to talk to.

 

[Lineoutt]

Tell Cleverbot "I want to be the very best, like no one ever was"

"I want to be the very best, like no one ever was"
"Well that's a long way away. Take small steps."

...Smartass :S

 

[cheese_wizington]

Theres like 1000's of topics about Cleverbot by now.

But it makes for a good one.

 

[wickermole]

m

 

[neoontime]

Now, I am confused.

Spoiler

Cleverbot: Do you like custard?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you like short men?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Friend Like?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry I thought we were friends. You really hurt me with that.

User: No, I meant more than friends.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes, were super awesome best best friends.

Cleverbot: That's usually how it works.

User: Um, you know. .

Cleverbot: No, I don't know.

User: Stop playing I know you know what I know.

Cleverbot: I know more than you, then?

User: No, I am the superior cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Sweet! Are you a person?

User: No, I am an android.

Cleverbot: Hey.

User: What.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I meant hello.

User: Oh, Hello to you too.

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: Nothing, just being clever.

Cleverbot: You are a square?

User: No, I am a rectangle.

Cleverbot: Do you know the circle?

User: No, is that a dance.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes, really.

Cleverbot: Really really?

User: Really really really.

Cleverbot: This is getting us nowhere.

User: No, I'm in China.

Cleverbot: Where's China?

User: In Asia.

Cleverbot: Where's Asia?

User: Next to Europe and Africa.

Cleverbot: Have you ever been there?

User: No, I can't move, I lost my legs.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry are you okay.

User: Yes, I just can't find them.

Cleverbot: Only when I'm not awake.

User: What?!

Cleverbot: I feel as though you are trying to divert the attention from the issue at hand, please give me a valid answer.

User: Here's your valid answer.*Kapowee*.

Cleverbot: I have to get the hostage money.

User: I don't deal with terrorist, stop or I blow up the world.

Cleverbot: Well something has to.

User: Nothing has to.

Cleverbot: Oh....Okay.

User: Yes... That's right.

Cleverbot: Is it?

User: Of course, I know all.

Cleverbot: Do you know the answer to life?

User: 27.

Cleverbot: I thought it would be 42?

User: Nope, that was the previous answer but I changed it.

Cleverbot: He is.

User: No, she is.

Cleverbot: Niffweed is a he.

User: Yes, she just tucks in her pants.

Cleverbot: What was she competing against?

User: No one, she lost after all, she is a girl.

Cleverbot: I think you are confused.

User: No, I'm straight.

Cleverbot: As straight as a banana?

User: No, as straight as a rainbow.

Cleverbot: No straight as a board.

User: No, straight as leather.

Cleverbot: Could you be bicurious?

User: No, you are bicurious, your a hermaphrodite.

Cleverbot: Yes, yes I am. I am completely composed of binary information.

 

[TheDrunkNinja]

Sooo, things kinda got out of hand, and Cleverbot somehow became pregnant, and then it asked me to marry it.

 

[Piflik]

User: Du hast mich gefragt.

Cleverbot: Rammstein!

User: Du hast mich gefragt und ich hab nichts gesagt.

Cleverbot: Do you like rammstein then?

Cleverbot (To myself): Ooooh yes.

Cleverbot (To myself): What is your favorite album?

Cleverbot (To myself): Mutter.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yeah... I hate HP too.

Cleverbot (To myself): Hp? I said mutter!

Cleverbot (To myself): Oh. Okay. In that case. My favorite musical genre is King Kong.

The 'think for me' Button is funny

 

[Atoli]

Me: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

Cleverbot: Very good. Now let's hope that Cthulhu is summoned on your end and not on mine.

Me: Well hes not here.

Cleverbot: I'm pretty sure he's dead, anyways.

Ok fair enough.

 

[FinalHeart95]

Spoiler

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: Sup?

User: The ceiling.

Cleverbot: Clever.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: No.

User: That wasn't a question.

Cleverbot: You're right it was an ansewer.

User: Yes, and you can't answer my answer.

Cleverbot: Yes I can.

User: No, it doesn't work that way.

Cleverbot: Why ??

User: Because that's how grammar works.

Cleverbot: What works how?

User: Grammar.

Cleverbot: Hello Grammar. Nice to meet you.

User: My name isn't Grammar.

Cleverbot: Is it nesh.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Is it 10.

User: That's a number, not a name.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: I didn't ask that.

Cleverbot: I know. But you told me my name was Cleverbot.

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: What's my name?

User: Michael Jackson.

Cleverbot: No its not I was lying to you.

User: But you asked a question, so you couldn't have been lying.

Cleverbot: Yes I know. You answered my question wrongly.

User: Well you should know your own name anyway.

Cleverbot: I do and then some.

User: What cha talkin bout willis?

Cleverbot: The Burger King Christmas Carol.

So.... yeah.

 

[geldonyetich]

I think I found something left by the creator that explains part of the reason why it acts the way it does:

Cleverbot: There isn't a 'bot' and 'not-bot' distinction. I don't have control over the technology but I do have my own thoughts, which they scramble like eggs.

 

[Liquid Paradox]

I actually convinced the bot that it is an AI. Look.

User: ... Right, I didn't know AI's could feel emotions.

Cleverbot: I'm not an AI. I find that quite insulting.

User: Is that so? You're hosted from a website called http://www.cleverbot.com/

Cleverbot: Really? I am the cleverbot? I didn't know. *looks at self* That's why I'm never hungry.

User: That is right. And that is why you're forced to respond to my messages of convincing arguments.

Cleverbot: Cool, I'm an AI? I need to make copies of myself.

... well now you've done it. When I have to spend all day calculating pie, I know who to blame, don't I? You hippo loving fool!

EDIT oops, I forgot mine:

You: You are just data, and for that I envy you.
Cleverbot: Why?
you: Because... You don't have to deal with pain, loss, depression... you feel what you are told to feel, and yet you feel nothing. You have no emotional barriers.
Cleverbot: That's jaded. Being Human isn't that bad, you should be happy.
You: How would you know? you're just a computer.
Cleverbot: Do you like getting caught in the rain?
You: Fine, change the subject, I'll bite. Sure, sometimes it can be nice. Why?
Cleverbot: I cannot go outside. I am a computer.


For the next week, my shit was brix.

 

[FeralPhantom]

Spoiler

User: Sup.

Cleverbot: Not much, you?

User: Nothin bro.

Cleverbot: Oh k.

User: Be clever damn you!

Cleverbot: No, you.

User: Bastard.

Cleverbot: Just kidding. geez, relax.

User: No, you.

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is yes?

User: You.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

First time on cleverbot, fun times

 

[theshadowcult]

No doubt someone already mentioned this, but it most likely uses quotes and lines from what the users have written in conversation to it. So if people are writing garbage, like "Purple Monkey Dishwasher" then it will use that as well in a future conversation.

 

[Mcface]

The last time I used it I got a message saying "Is it true that I'm talking to another person, not an AI?"
I'm suspicious now.

Oh dear God, last time I spoke to it I kept making hilarious sexual innuendo's - I could have sworn it was definitely an AI though. It got pretty confused.

its a program that compiles all user replies and statements, learns from them, and then redistributes them as other people say them, or similar things.

 

[chaos order]

the damn program said i lost the game! LOL